We kicked off this Bizarro week with a lesser-known Bible story.
If not for the intervention of corporate attorneys, Moses could have delivered instructions to the masses on a Post-it note, or at least the stone equivalent. Many readers offered suggestions as to the original text, and all were amusing and illuminating.
This breed is not yet recognized by the American Kennel Club, mainly because they're so easy to overlook. Converting today's panel to the comic strip format was a little tricky. If I had reduced the art to show both of the humans in full, the punchline dog would have become too small to read in print.
I decided to work around the problem by cropping the people just above the waistline. That was enough of the image to make it clear that they dogs were being walked by their owners, and that the guy walking the tiny pup was speaking.
Best of all, I was able to keep the tiny poop-bag in the frame.
Unlike the commandments referenced in Monday's gag, the rules regarding wine and food pairing aren't set in stone.
The teacher is now issuing a request to the kid's parents for the underlying evidence.
Almost everybody needs a side gig these days. This isn't the first time we've shown one of the Reaper's alternate income streams.
My favorite detail in this gag is the framed image of the tire swing on the wall. That's the wrap-up from Bizarro Studios North for this week. If you simply can't get enough of this sort of shop talk, cruise on over to Dan Piraro's blog, where he offers additional commentary along with his always amazing Sunday Bizarro page. Bonus Track Last week, on June 21, Sir Raymond Douglas Davies, CBE, celebrated his 75th birthday. Here's a video from 1970 featuring Sir Raymond and his bandmates, collectively known as The Kinks, performing one of his many classic compositions.
The Summer Solstice occurred yesterday, so we're now getting fewer hours of sunlight with each passing day. All we can do is face every day with laughter. I hope this week's gags gave you a chuckle or two.
Fear of heights is a common phobia, and I figured at least some people must be afraid of widths. I wanted to use that expression in a gag, so this one was reverse engineered to include the phrase. I felt the dialog needed a little something more, and came up with the caption.
Children and pets can also serve as accessories, or even fitness equipment. By the time the kid's a teenager, Mom will have calves of steel.
This artist found a way to get those ideas that appear in dreams on canvas before they fade away.
He's getting a fifty percent discount on the fine. What's truly surprising is that when he's sober, he can't get that pocket square folded just right.
We love to tweak superheroes here at Bizarro Studios, and one of our favorite objects of ridicule is the Hulk. For today's gag, we imagine a citizen of a world populated by Hulk people, and the tragic results of a laboratory accident.
The panelists had a lively backstage discussion comparing tools and techniques. Thank you for following our antics. Don't miss Dan Piraro's weekly blog post for his comments on this week's cartoons and a fresh Sunday page. Bonus Track
"Sumer Is Icumen In" from the soundtrack to The Wicker Man.
Tomorrow is Fathers' Day. The staff and management at Bizarro Studios North send our best wishes to all of the dads reading this post.
I expect that tomorrow, like every morning, my kids will leave gifts for me to find. My gift to you is a recap of the week's cartoons.
Monday's panel answers the eternal question, "Where do you get your ideas?"
I put myself in this picture, along with a few admired colleagues. Since I'm the one most in need of help, they let me jump to the front of the line. Behind me are Hilary Price, Dave Blazek, Keith Knight, and Rina Piccolo. If you're not familiar with their cartoons, please go check them out.
After you've viewed the work of these fine folks, I encourage you to keep exploring. There are tons of cartoonists out there creating terrific material. If I were to try to depict all of my compatriots whose work inspires me, it would require a comic strip a mile wide.
Tuesday's gag might require a quick Google search to remind readers of the fifth task of Hercules. Junior seems to think his household chore is equal to dad's massive cleanup effort.
On planets illuminated by a yellow sun, Kryptonians not only acquire super powers, but also super insecurities. With his ultra-sharp ears, Superman constantly hears local citizens questioning his identity.
It's only a matter of time until the American healthcare-industrial complex finds a way to monetize comfort animals, thus simultaneously relieving and creating anxiety in patients.
Although I don't watch sports, I fully recognize the power disparity between players and owners, and my sympathies lie with the workers on the front lines.
It's so realistically mundane!
Thanks for checking in. Don't forget to cruise over to Dan Piraro's blog for his take on the weeks drollery, and a fresh new Bizarro Sunday page. Bonus Track
Earlier this week I celebrated my birthday by doing what I like best: drawing cartoons for you.
Here's a look back at the ones that ran over the past six days:
Once again, something ridiculous we put in a cartoon turned out to be close to an actual thing. This typically American form of overcompensation has been known to result in incidents of trail rage. There's no particular significance to the reversed Greek letter sigma on the character's shirt. I wanted to be sure I wasn't identifying any actual fraternity, so I flipped the letter.
This scene reminded me to continue to be grateful for my partner, and glad that I'm not out there in the dating world.
Wednesday's gag includes plenty of extra ink lines, at no additional cost to the reader.
This one was fun to draw. Normally, I like to keep the background simple, and remove elements that don't contribute to the gag, but in this case, the extra stuff was integral to the joke. Readers are invited to submit suggestions for the name of the band whose "Harshest Hits" album is shown in the lower right side of today's panel. Post your suggestions as comments to this blog entry. I look forward to much creativity from the Jazz Pickle community.
Door-knocking for political candidates must be the worst of all volunteer jobs. The next time a campaign volunteer comes to your door, try offering them a glass of bubbly, if only to throw them off their game.
Not only is it a flying carpet, it's a taunting carpet. Thanks for your readership and comments. Don't forget to browse Dan Piraro's blog for even more color and commentary. Bonus Track
On May 30, 2019, music lovers lost the great Leon Redbone at the age of 69. Mr. Redbone was a singular performer, and in 1990, he gave my good friend and bandmate Tom Roberts his big break. Back then, Tom was a high school music teacher. He handed Redbone a cassette tape and a business card after a concert here in Pittsburgh, which led to an audition, and then his first gig outside the city, playing with Leon on The Tonight Show.
That's young TR on piano, facing the back of the stage.
Tom toured with and arranged for Redbone for about six years, and has never forgotten the man who recognized his talent and changed the course of his life.
The day after Redbone left his earthly body, our band had a gig at a favorite local pub. We toasted the great man's life and work with a glass of Jägermeister (Leon's beverage of choice), and performed a version of Jelly Roll Morton's "Te Na Na," a song that was part of his repertoire for many years.
The Red Beans & Rice Combo, with Bier's Pub owner Jake Bier
If you aren't familiar with Leon Redbone's music, do yourself a favor and sample some.
Welcome back, Jazz Pickles. We've fully recovered from our cross-country travel, and are working diligently here at Bizarro Studios North to provide your recommended daily allowance of absurdity. Here's the week we just delivered.
Dogs and cats provide an endless well of humor for us here at BSN. It'd be interesting to see a statistical accounting of dog and cat gags since we started on the dailies. We could do it ourselves, but we're busy batting around the cap from a milk carton.
Certain modern a-go-go corporations would love to keep their employees "on campus" around the clock, so this particular cartoon is almost backwards. The boss could easily be making the case to the worker.
We feel a sense of accomplishment when we come up with a gag that requires no text, until we remember a case where a colleague did a wordless panel so brilliant it made us proud and envious at the same time.
As I mention here regularly, after completing each Bizarro panel, we convert the art to a horizontal layout for the client papers that run it in a regular comic strip slot. Sometimes this means we have to draw extra elements to fill in the scene, as with the trash can and passerby in today's cartoon.
Major League Baseball finally catches up with Little League.
In the unlikely event that I'm asked to deliver a commencement address, I'll incorporate this bit of wisdom.
With this panel, I found that it's surprisingly tricky to draw ghosts in a corporeal setting. Don't forget to read Dan Piraro's weekly blog to see what he thinks of this week's output. Compare our comments for big fun. Bonus Track "Growin' a Beard"
Ben Vaughn is a versatile musician, songwriter, musical historian, and producer. He also hosts one of my favorite podcasts, The Many Moods of Ben Vaughn. Episodes of The Many Moods have helped me get through long nights of inking cartoons. Your musical knowledge will be enhanced if you listen.
I'm still recovering from an overwhelming weekend among colleagues at the National Cartoonists Society's 73rd annual Reuben Awards, which were held in Huntington Beach, California. The Pittsburgh NCS Chapter was well-represented at the awards this year.
For the third consecutive year, I had the honor of designing the t-shirt for the attendees' goodie bags.
Red carpet photos by Molly Stromoski
Pittsburgh cartoonist, writer and standup comedian Teresa Roberts Logan did a bang-up job as the first woman to emcee the Reuben Awards. Here's TRL (left) on the red carpet with Rhymes With Orange cartoonist Hilary Price.
Pittsburgh cartoonist, illustrator, and drummer extraordinaire Dave Klug won the Reuben Divisional Award in the new Variety Entertainment category. Dave couldn't be there, but he gave a short and sweet acceptance via video.
My friend Rob Rogers (another Pittsburgher) took home the award for Editorial Cartoons. Here he is on the red carpet being photobombed by yours truly.
My longtime pal Mary Fleener attended for the first time. Mary appeared on the NCS's first panel on underground comix, and was at the NCS Fest signing copies of her new graphic novel Billie the Bee. Everyone reading this blog should get a copy of the book. It's Mary's best work ever.
Previous Reuben winner Vince Dorse was nominated again for his online comic Untold Tales of Bigfoot. Vince is part of my hometown's varied and active cartoonist tribe.
Last weekend was also the kickoff of the first NCS Fest, which brought a ton of cartoonists to the streets of Huntington Beach. I snapped a photo with two MAD artists, Dan McConnell (left) and Sergio Aragonés (center), two of the friendliest fellows you could hope to meet.
I didn't get any awards, but a colleague who attended gave me a jar of Bizarro-esque candies. I think I'll hang onto these and decorate cupcakes for my birthday.
The week's cartoons pale in comparison to the excitement of the Reuben Awards, but we hope this batch as at least worthy of a Golden Chuckle Prize.
It can't smell worse than actual canned cat food.
When I uploaded the image for this one, Dan Piraro told me I should have put a numeral two next to the signature, because I only had two BizarroSecret Symbols in the panel (dynamite and pie). I was proud to have placed the K2 symbol where Dan missed it.
When the customer paid this gardener, he asked, "Do you have anything smaller?"
Sharp-eyed readers may have noticed the unique Piraro money changing hands. Actually, my Bizarro royalties are issued in this currency/
The Millennial Godfather refers to this as an emoji you can't refuse.
Courtship dances of some birds have evolved over the centuries.
Shakespeare slayeth the crowd. His upcoming special is called Tee-hee or Not Tee-hee.
Hans Christian Andersen was still working the bugs out of the tale at this stage. View Dan Piraro's blog for more commentary and his latest Sunday page. Dan always takes advantage of the extra acreage in the Sunday section, creating beautifully rendered and highly detailed pages.
There's no bonus track this week. After the sleepless weekend at the Reuben Awards, I'm keeping things quiet around Bizarro Studios North.
It's a big day in the comics world. This evening, the National Cartoonists Society will announce the winners of the group's 73rd annual Reuben Awards, sometimes referred to as the Oscars of Cartooning. Bizarro isn't in the running this year, but I'll be rooting for fellow Pittsburgh cartoonists Vince Dorse, Dave Klug, and Rob Rogers. My hometown will also be represented by writer, cartoonist, and standup comic Teresa Roberts Logan, who will emcee the Reubens banquet. If you're gambling on the various categories, here are some tips from our friend Tom Heintjes at Hogan's Alley Magazine.
Now, here's a look at the week's Bizarro gags. Let us know if you think any are worthy to submit as entries for next year's Reuben Awards.
The patient's tallow readings are a little on the high side, but their sodium levels are right in the "savory" range. Dr. Russet is recommending an internal exam, and is referring the patient to Dr. Fingerling.
If Lassie could only operate a can opener, she'd have ditched her accident-prone family long ago.
Wednesday's cartoon seemed funny when I wrote it, but now every time I look at it only feels discouraging. While writing this post, I noticed that the center character bears a passing (if unintentional) resemblance to Philip Proctor, one of my humor heroes, so I don't mind looking at as much I would otherwise.
What's truly baffling about alien abductions is the fact that the human captives are always returned to Earth in trucker caps, bib overalls, and flannel shirts, no matter what they wore before being picked up.
Recently, my partner-in-comics, Dan Piraro, was watching one of those food programs about fancy-schmancy restaurants, and he saw a feature on a "single-udder butters." As Dan related to me:
It is literally a plank of wood with three dollops of butter a few inches apart. Each dollop is made from the milk of a single cow. You’re supposed to compare the subtle differences in the butter from each cow. And they don’t even give you a cracker to put it on. Just the butter.
We both loved the sound and rhythm of the phrase "single-udder butters." Turning it into a gag was so easy, I would've felt guilty simply presenting it as described. In order to feel as if I put forth some effort, I changed the dish from the equivalent of an oenophile's horizontal tasting (the same vintage or style from different producers) to a vertical tasting (different vintages from the same producer).
My first draft used the term "vertical tasting," but we decided that was too obscure, even for Bizarro's curious and well-read audience. In the spirit of full culinary disclosure, I must admit that I'd unhesitatingly order this dish.
Bizarro doesn't feature any regular characters in the traditional (licensable) sense, which is why Dan and I aren't making millions in royalties from plush toys or CGI movies featuring celebrity voices and Randy Newman songs. I do, however, find myself returning to a rotating cast of characters, and character types, as direct objects of parody, or as proxies for commenting on human psychology. This week's batch includes two favorites: Frankenstein's monster and Mister Potato Head.
Other frequent performers on the Bizarro stage include:
Cowboys
Clowns
The Grim Reaper
Psychiatrists and other medical professionals
Bigfoot
Dogs, cats, and other pets
Insects
Satan and other religious figures
Santa Claus
Zombies
Criminals, cops, judges, and lawyers
Characters from fairy tales, literature, and mythology
As always, I recommend visiting Dan Piraro's Bizarro Blog, where he offers additional insightful and amusing commentary on the gags of the week, and puts me to shame with another gorgeous Sunday page.
Bonus Track
Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen formed in 1967. In in a stroke of fortunate timing, the group (now called the Commander Cody Band) released the single and video "Two Triple Cheese" just as MTV was launching in 1981. In its earliest days, the network was wide open for any musical material to fill up airtime, and put the video into regular rotation. The low-budget production hasn't lost its appeal over the years.
