This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
It's only lines on paper, folks!"
Robert Crumb
Greetings from Bizarro Studios North. I've lost a few days to personal obligations, and I need to redouble my cartooning efforts, so we'll dispense with a lengthy intro this week.
Today's pipe personality is French actor and filmmaker Jacques Tati.
Bizarro Field Correspondent Frank V. nominated Monsieur Tati, and I agree that he's a worthy subject.
Frank wrote:
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this pipe pix candidate long before this. Jacques Tati as Mr. Hulot is my absolute favorite comedy flick of all time.
Tati also knew how to use a pipe as a photographic accessory, and he was already on my radar. I searched my computer file folders and found another Tati image that I saved in 2021:
Big thanks to Frank for the suggestion and for reminding me that I had been meaning to feature Tati.
Without further ado, here are the latest of my published lines on paper.
What does it say about your cartoonist that I've imagined piggy banks as living beings in several cartoons over the years?
Another victim of departmental budget cuts.
"Frankie" is one of my favorite characters to draw, and he's appeared or been mentioned in over forty gags since I started here at Bizarro Studios.
I recently figured out that the word "nanobot" is actually an abbreviation for "nanobotany."
Friday's gag was by far my favorite of the week. As regular readers know, I like to use inanimate objects as characters in my work, and almost never add arms, legs, or faces, but using books as characters provided an opportunity to have it both ways.
The panel is sort of an homage to the 1946 Warner Brothers cartoon Book Revue, in which characters from book covers come to life and interact.
As a friend commented to me, "It's all comics."
I originally sketched this gag for myself and Dan, and we both assumed it was too risqué for a newspaper panel. Later, I shared it with one of our editors, just for a laugh. My email subject line was "Probably Too Naughty."
To my surprise, I was encouraged to run it and see what sort of reaction we get. Bizarro isn't a kids' comic, and newspaper strips and panels regularly use "hell" and "damn" and make occasional poop jokes, all of which were once verboten.
So, we're doing our part to see how far "the line" has moved. Zippy cartoonist Bill Griffith once told me that he thought newspaper comics ought to at least be as free as network television.
If we get any blowback, I'll report on it here.
Bonus Stack
Here's your hardworking ink monkey with my Bizarro output as of June 10, 2025. I keep all of my original comic art in archival storage boxes. Each box contains 150 drawings, all numbered and date-stamped. When I close the lid on another box, I stack them and take a photo. Although I share the pictures on social media, I mainly take them to remind myself that I’ve completed another 150 cartoons and that I'm building a body of work.
It's important and motivational to document one's work and to make note of milestones.
The latest box is number sixteen, and the pile is the original art for 2,400 panels. That sounds like a lot, but I know cartoonists who've been doing daily comics for a lot longer than I, whose output exceeds 10,000 gags.
I'd be afraid to stack my boxes that high.
Thanks for checking in on the blog. I hope you come back next week for more stuff. I have an unusual batch of gags coming up next week, and am eager to hear how they land with readers.
Bonus Track
Fingerprintz: "Beam Me Up, Scotty"
From the LP The Very Dab Virgin Records, 1979
Fingerprintz was a Scottish new wave (ish) band whose music was solid and catchy, but they're largely forgotten today.
In July 1979, I was aware of the band and had been buying their records when they played in Pittsburgh, though not as headliners. Fingerprintz had been hired as the backing band for the American singer Rachel Sweet, who was 16 or 17 years old at the time, and was on tour opening for the Cars.
After the show, we met the band (thanks to my friend Jim, whose record store was the place for all of your punk and new wave music at the time). We stopped by the store where they autographed records for us, and a group of us took them out for late-night pizza and many drinks.
I saw Fingerprintz again at Georgetown University in January 1980, playing their own music as the opener for XTC. They were a terrific live band and a perfect complement to XTC.
Cha Burnz (guitar) and Bogdan Wiczling, former members of Fingerprintz, performed in Pittsburgh in 1983 as part of Adam Ant's backing group. I barely recognized them in their Ant-gear and makeup.
Songwriter/guitarist/vocalist Jimme O'Neill and guitarist Cha Burns formed The Silencers in 1986, and they released ten albums between 1987 and 2006.
The three Fingerprintz albums (The Very Dab, Distinguishing Marks, and Beat Noir) are available on Spotify and Apple Music.
It seems that in place of a lengthy intro, I wrote a verbose closing section. Oh, well...
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This
is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics
since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in
the late twentieth century, and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho
Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
Another Saturday has rolled around, which means it's time to take a nostalgic look at the week in Bizarro, but not before we share a pipe pic, as is our tradition.
Today's offering is an isolated comic book panel drawn by the prolific and influential Jack Kirby (1917-1994), a pioneer of the superhero genre, who was nicknamed The King of Comics.
If the website where I found this is correct, the panel was taken from a story titled "It Fell From a Flying Saucer," which appeared in Tales to Astonish #31, published in May 1962.
Kirby was often photographed smoking a pipe, or more frequently a cigar, so the image may have been something of a self-portrait.
No pesky children interfered with the creation of the following comics panels, although I may have paused a few times to attend to our feline family member's request for a scratch behind the ears or a refill of his food bowl.
There's a self-styled philosopher on every jobsite.
An online commenter asked if the wigs shown in the top drawer were based on Moe, Larry, and Shemp of the Three Stooges. They weren't, but I do wish I'd thought of it.
If this panel took a minute to land with you, you're in fine company. When Dan saw my sketch, he said, "The football gag totally confused me until I spotted the pirate, which is good!"
The pirate character was based on an image in the old Art Instruction Schools ads. I'm sure I copied that face a few times when I was a youngster.
I don't believe I've ever done a gag based on Star Wars before this one. I saw one or two of the films when they were initially released, but never became a fan. Many films have appeared in the interim, of which I have no knowledge, so those characters aren't really part of my cultural vocabulary. I felt confident that I could pull off this simple pun without violating the canon, but that notion was misguided. Less than thirty minutes after I posted it, an Instagram user informed me that "This is of course impossible!"
The title of today's post is taken from the novel of the same name by Douglas Adams. It's the second book in his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Over the years, I've enjoyed the Guide in various incarnations. I read the books, listened to the radio series on LP, watched the 1981 TV series and the 2005 film. I like Douglas Adams's universe much more than George Lucas's.
Old-world craftsmanship isn't dead.
I normally place the week's strongest gag in the Friday slot, with the next best on Monday and Wednesday. Jokes that I'd grade a little lower are slotted on Tuesday and Thursday, and whatever remains runs on Saturday. Although I didn't think this was the funniest gag of the bunch, I enjoyed making the drawing and still like the look of it.
That's the latest in humorous rectangles from Hollywood Gardens, PA. Thanks for dropping by. Please come back next week for more stuff and nonsense.
Bonus Track
Tim Souster, "Journey of the Sorcerer" from the BBC Television Series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
This catchy tune was used as the theme to both the original radio plays and the television series. It was a perfect fit for both.
Until I searched for this video clip, I didn't know the name of the composer. After some additional surfing, I learned that Tim Souster (1943-1994) was an innovative and respected composer, producer and music critic. For a time, he lived in Berlin and served as teaching assistant to Karlheinz Stockhausen, a giant of electronic music.
I'll be on the lookout for more of Souster's recordings, and as I type this entry I'm listening to his 1994 album Equalisation for Brass Quintet and Live Electronics. It's challenging, in the very best way.
Department of Corrections
"Journey of the Sorcerer" was in fact composed by Bernie Leadon of The Eagles, and the song appeared on their 1975 album One of These Nights. John, a knowledgeable blog reader, pointed out in the comments that the original Eagles version was used as the theme for the Hitchhiker's Guide radio series. When the radio programs were later released on LP, if featured the cover version arranged and recorded by Tim Souster.
Apparently, Leadon's bandmates hated the song, which caused or intensified disagreements among the members, and Leadon eventually left the band.
In my defense, I didn't have to opportunity to hear the series when originally broadcast on the BBC, but that's no excuse for sloppy research.
I'm horribly embarrassed by my mistake, and truly grateful to John for setting me straight. We're fortunate to have a smart and helpful community of readers.
I remain indifferent toward The Eagles, but must admit that "Journey of the Sorcerer" is a pretty cool instrumental.
Other Bizarro Locations
Dan Piraro's Bizarro Blog The chief's newest Sunday Bizarro page, plus news of some other projects he's got in store for us
Wayno's Bizarro Newsletter Semi-random musings, a clip from a future gag, and an archival illustration or design
This
is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics
since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in
the late twentieth century, and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho
Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
When no one can tempt you with heaven or hell You'll be a lucky man
Alan Price, from the song "O Lucky Man!"
I've been revisiting and reevaluating my record collection with the intention of thinning it out. One item that will always be part of the archive is Alan Price's soundtrack to Lindsay Anderson's 1973 film O Lucky Man!
I've only seen the film a couple of times, and have spotty memories of it, but I recall Price and his band appearing several times to play the songs, as a Greek chorus. Price's songs are concise gems, with an undercurrent of cynicism that fit well with the plot.
The title track, quoted above, is a particular favorite, and seems especially timely today.
As a music lover and a fan of mid-century graphics, I'm naturally fond of our latest pipe pic.
This 1955 EP by Andy Griffith is a fine example of cartooning and design rendered using two-color printing. It was brought to my attention by my old pal Jim, who owned one of Pittsburgh's greatest record stores for around twenty years.
In the early 1980s, I lived about a hundred yards from Jim's store, and spent a lot of time (and money) there. We had many adventures together, publishing a music zine, starting an independent record label, and playing together in a band. He moved from the area many years ago, but we're still friends, and he's still unearthing cool records.
Thanks for another discovery, ol' buddy!
It's doubtful that any of this week's Bizarro comics are as stylish as that record cover, but I'm sharing them anyway.
We opened the week with an art history pun.
I was surprised and gratified to receive a compliment on this gag from the great Bill Griffith, a colleague, friend, and inspiration.
Griffy surely made my Monday.
Some have speculated that Tuesday's panel was autobiographical, but in reality, my partner and I both indulge and adore our feline family member.
Such was not the case for American painter Edward Hopper. I recently stumbled upon an article about Hopper's habit of making cartoon-like drawings expressing his peeves, and leaving them around the home for his wife Jo to find. Apparently Hopper was quite jealous of the couple's cat Arthur, based on this drawing.
Status Quo, 1932 Graphite on paper, 8.5" x 11"
Even the most talented individuals can be cranky and passive-aggressive. Sheesh.
They also have difficulty recognizing the difference between a thumb and a nose.
He may be a double dipper, but he's not a liar.
There's a new boss and a new dress code.
Readers of my newsletter saw a sneak preview of the tuba in this
panel a few weeks ago. I mentioned that it wasn't a hundred percent
accurate, but was close enough to reality to work in a cartoon.
That closes the lid on another week of Bizarro comics. I hope you enjoyed reading them as much as I did making them for you. Drop by again next week for more funny words and pictures.
Bonus Track
Andy Griffith, "The Fishin' Hole" from Songs, Themes And Laughs From The Andy Griffith Show Capitol Records LP, 1961
Former children of the Television Age are probably familiar with Earle Hagen's catchy theme music from The Andy Griffith Show, with its memorable whistling and finger-snapping arrangement. Fewer have heard this vocal version, sung by Griffith himself.
For the truly adventurous, give a listen to Lorne Greene's vocal rendition of the Bonanza theme.
More Bizarro Goodness
Dan Piraro's Bizarro Blog Dan's sumptuous Sunday Bizarro page, and his "What I Did on My Vacation" report
Wayno's Bizarro Newsletter A supplement to this blog, a preview of a future gag, and something artsy from previous careers
This
is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics
since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in
the late twentieth century, and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho
Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
Write drunk, edit sober. (Unknown)
A few days ago, our hard-working Bizarro editor caught a typo in one of my comics. It was an obvious error that I'd missed, and I said that it looked like I must have been drinking on the job. She replied with the comment above this post, which is often attributed (incorrectly, it turns out) to Ernest Hemingway.
In a purely metaphorical sense, it's got some merit as advice for cartoonists. I wouldn't suggest literally being drunk while writing, but letting go of logic and rules sometimes helps generate ideas, which can then be edited (or refined) in a clear-headed and methodical way to hammer them into something usable.
After the work's completed? Now, that's a good time for some liquid reward, if one is so inclined. What the hell, today's the twenty-eighth; even if you're doing Dry January, it's nearly over.
I may have a nip this evening, and if I do, I'll raise a glass to our editor, JB, who catches and corrects my goofs before they can make their way out into the world. Thanks, JB!
Speaking of alcohol, this week's pipe pic offers a surprising use for vodka, as seen in a 1964 magazine article.
For those brave enough to give it a try, here's the full image, showing the recommended brand of hooch.
A tip of the old porkpie to Bizarro reader Steve D for sending us this oddball image.
Now, let's check the week's comics for evidence of cartooning under the influence.
At some level, we can all relate to Monday's gag.
Alexa's latest software update includes enhanced attitude. Unlike the smart speaker, I have no beef with opera. Despite being woefully uninformed, I have in fact enjoyed operatic performances and recordings. What little I know about the art form, I gleaned from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
I got carried away with the Secret Symbols, and placed a dozen in this panel. I nearly included them all, but after several attempts to cram the Fish of Humility into the frame, I gave up.
We followed with a simple palate cleanser of a gag.
I made some adjustments to the server's posture to fit him into the strip layout. This revised body language resulted in an unexpectedly improved drawing.
The introduction of a new character can significantly change a familiar story.
I enjoy hard-boiled 1940s crime cinema as much as I enjoy sushi, so this panel was like dinner and a movie to me.
This
caption employs adjacent metathesis, which is the transposition of
sounds within a word, or words within a sentence. The term comes from a
Greek word meaning "I put in a different order." I occasionally use adjacent metathesis as a way to create a surprising balloon or caption for a comic.
We wrapped up with our second gag of the week employing inanimate objects as protagonists. They're a close-knit family.
That's the latest in words and pictures from Bizarro Studios North. If you enjoy this blog, I also recommend these related Bizarro locations:
Dan Piraro's Bizarro Blog Dan's always-gorgeous Sunday Bizarro, plus other thoughts from Rancho Bizarro World HQ in Mexico
Wayno's Bizarro Newsletter A supplement to the blog, with a peek at an upcomingBizarro gag, and an illustration or design from the archives