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Saturday, July 25, 2026

Crash Course in Cartooning

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

Robert Mankoff


Cartoonist Robert Mankoff was the New Yorker's cartoon editor for around twenty years, and he's done a lot of thinking about cartooning specifically and humor in general.

I've found that the most satisfying gags usually begin with a topic or premise. The cartoonist's job is to come up with a funny way of commenting on the subject matter. Of course, creating a cartoon from scratch every day, year after year requires multiple approaches to humor—some simple and straightforward and others more nuanced or pointed.

However, many readers would disagree with Mankoff. Cartoonists routinely receive online comments complaining about a gag being "political," which usually means it expresses an idea the reader doesn't like. 

We routinely see comments telling us to "stick to puns." Apparently some readers only want to see a specific type of gag, and when we hear from them, it's a sign that we've gotten an idea across. We rarely, if ever, receive this kind of response to a blog post or newsletter, and I believe that's because the relationship between the artist and the audience is more personal, and readers are aware that an actual human makes this material. 

If a reader tells us that a gag has upset them in some way, we can reply and hear what they have to say. These conversations are almost always positive experiences.

On public sites, there's more distance and a greater level of anonymity, so people might feel emboldened to be aggressive and demanding.

We're fortunate to have forums like blogs to exchange ideas directly with readers, and we have an engaged and lively readership, for which we are grateful every day.


Bizarro field correspondent JP of San Jose provided today's subtitled pipe pic; a screen grab from his television.


JP wrote:
I was watching two different things recently and saw pipes in both so I took a quick photo of each for you to use if you like. 
The first was from the show Star Next: The Next Generation season 1 episode 6. "Lonely Among Us," where Data first shows interest in Sherlock Holmes and takes on some of his mannerisms, including holding a pipe while solving a mystery on the Enterprise. I have been doing a rewatch of this series and this was an episode that I had completely forgotten. There are many more episodes later with Data imitating Sherlock, even having his best friend Geordi as Watson. 
A tip of the Bizarro beanie to JP for taking the time to snap some pipe pics for our entertainment. His other contribution will pop up at some time in the future.

At times, cartoonists generate multiple ideas on a particular topic. That was the case a few months ago when I was working on this batch. All six of the week's cartoons feature crash test dummies.

Let's see if any substantive ideas are lurking beneath the surface of silliness.

Everyone has their own way of seeing progress, and crash dummies might use a phrase like this.

"Yes, but make sure the tires are melted."

Literalizing the metaphorical is a venerable cartoon tradition.

There's a controversy within the dummy community regarding talcum powder versus cornstarch.

Is this dummy a doomsayer or an optimist?

Come to think of it, someone has already invented self-crashing vehicles. Unfortunately, they don't limit the destruction to research labs.

Thanks for visiting the cartoon refreshment stand. 

That wraps up Crash Test Dummy Week. Actually, I wrote more than six gags about the dummies, so there are a couple more to come.

See you in seven days, good buddies.


Sartorial Essentials
It's still summer, and the Comics Kingdom Summer Shop is open for business to help with your seasonal accessorizing.


Bonus Track

Dave Edmunds: "Crawling From the Wreckage"
from Repeat When Necessary
Swan Song Records LP, 1979


Graham Parker wrote "Crawling From the Wreckage" for his 1979 album Squeezing Out Sparks, but wasn't happy with the way it sounded, and suggested to Edmunds that he might want to record it. It turned out rather well.

The Repeat When Necessary album features Edmunds backed by Nick Lowe (bass), Billy Bremner (guitar) and Terry Williams (drums). The same four musicians recorded Lowe's 1979 LP Labour of Lust. Seconds of Pleasure came in 1980, under their collective band name, Rockpile.

Also in the summer of 1979, Rockpile played here in Pittsburgh, as the opening act for Blondie. That was the only time I saw Dave Edmunds perform live, but in the years since, I've been lucky enough to see Nick Lowe many times.


 

Saturday, July 04, 2026

Red Right Hand

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarcy, that in America the law is King. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other. But lest any ill use should afterwards arise, let the crown at the conclusion of the ceremony be demolished, and scattered among the people whose right it is.

Thomas Paine, Common Sense


Today's pipe pic is a musical illustration by the late Roy Doty, and it comes to us from my old friend Candi S.


Doty (1922-2015) was a prolific cartoonist and illustrator, known for his clean line and densely packed crowd scenes.

He created the instructional cartoon "Wordless Workshop," which ran in Popular Science from 1954 through 1990.

In the late 1960s, Doty wrote and drew a newspaper comic strip spun off from the popular TV program, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, which is where I first encountered his work. In my childhood, I read newspaper comics every day, and I looked for the artists' names after I realized that there were people who actually made cartoons for a living.

I ran into Roy Doty several times at National Cartoonists Society functions. He was always fun to talk with, and he mischievously played the part of a crusty curmudgeon at NCS meetings. At one meeting, he gave a presentation on his long career, including video clips from his 1953 children's TV show.

Bill Griffith drew an homage to Doty for the 1990 Zippy calendar, titled "Zippy's Backyard Guernica." Prints are available from ZippyThePinhead.com.

Thanks to Candi for the image, and for the great bumper sticker photo featured in last week's blog post.


The latest Bizarro cartoons may not contain much common sense; a dollop of nonsense is more likely.

Foam fingers are for fair-weather fans.

What to expect when you post a job on monster.com.

Would the proper term be zombaby? Zombino?

Not only were they staring; they were also writing something in a little notebook.

Fleas were the primary vector for bubonic plague, but lice (head and crab) and ticks also admire them for their pioneering work.

Who's up for some threeflexology?

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Fresh Fashions


By popular demand, the newest Bizarro T-shirts are available in ladies' V-neck styles, including this chess-themed panel. 
The Comics Kingdom Summer Shop also has coffee mugs, water bottles, and insulated tumblers to help you survive any heatwave.


Bonus Track

Jane Aire & the Belvederes: "Yankee Wheels"
Stiff Records single, 1978


It doesn't feel like summer until I hear "Yankee Wheels." 


 

Saturday, June 06, 2026

Where To Begin?

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


The creative process doesn't begin with humor.
It begins with subject matter.
Dave Coverly

Dave Coverly is the brilliant cartoonist behind Speed Bump, a single-panel daily comic he launched in 1994. He's also an admired colleague and friend.

I was delighted to find this quote in the excellent book Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons by Phil Witte & Rex Hesner.

Dave describes a cartoonist's process more eloquently than I can, though I've tried. When I began seriously working on being a single-panel cartoonist, I was trying to write funny punchlines or captions, which worked all right for a while. One day, something switched in my brain, and I started thinking of topics I wanted to write about and working to find the humor in them.

Another important skill for a cartoonist is being economical with words. Briefer is usually better, as evidenced by Mr. Coverly's concise description.


Our pipe pic this time around is a meerschaum masterpiece carved by Sadik Yanik, a renowned Turkish pipe maker. 

The bowl end of the pipe is a Star Wars character named Maz Kanata, which, I admit, I had to look up.

Bizarro reader Stuart VR spotted the item in a Craigslist ad.

If you're interested, the same listing is now active on eBay, at the price of only $1,895.

A round of applause to Stuart for contributing to my overstuffed pipe pic folder.


Let's review this week's Bizarro panels for unnecessary verbiage.

Not only were the ribs bruised, but the artichoke hearts were broken.

My favorite detail is easy to miss. I was trying to do a comedic riff on the Morton Salt girl. After coming up with the name "Martian Salt," I drew an alien version of the famous logo, but it was much too small. I finally realized I could put the Flying Saucer secret symbol on the box.

Many Benedictine monks still produce beers, wines, and baked goods. I conceived the gag as a reference to the trade name Benedictine liqueur, which I recently learned was developed by a 19th-century wine merchant who made up a story that it was originally made by French monks. The story was a fabrication, but it made for great marketing.

There was, however, a real monk named Dom Pérignon who helped improve Champagne-making methods, and that historical fact may have made the Benedictine story easier to believe.

None of that background is necessary to get the joke, but I found it interesting.

The student hopes to eventually earn a black lumbar support belt.

Here's some etymological context, from Blatt Billiards of Wood-Ridge, New Jersey:
The term “foosball” comes from the German word “Fußball,” which translates to “football” (or “soccer” in American English). The game mimics soccer, with players controlling miniature figures on rods to kick a ball into the opponent's goal.

The phonetic pronunciation of "Fußball" evolved into "foosball," making it easier for English speakers to adopt. Over time, this unique name became synonymous with the tabletop game, distinguishing it from traditional soccer. German immigrants in the U.S. popularized the term, giving us the name “foosball” as we know it today.
As an old Monty Python fan, I laughed at this one, even if nobody else does.

I've done a couple like this before, but this is the first time I've done one in Bizarro. I haven't figured out what to call this type of gag. 

Suggestions are welcome.

In a weird cosmic coincidence, this one was published on Merle Haggard's 78th birthday. Compounding the oddity, he died exactly a year later, on his 79th birthday.

Howard Stern is still with us, dispelling any cartoon curse theories.

Fifteen years ago, I coined the term "streptonym" to describe this type of wordplay, and I'm still waiting for it to catch on.

Thanks for checking out the blog. I'll crack open another six-pack of chuckleboxes next week to examine what's inside (or behind) them. You're welcome to join in.

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Bonus Track

Sonny Rollins with orchestra conducted by Oliver Nelson: 
"Alfie's Theme"
from Original Music From The Score "Alfie."
Impulse! Records (1996)


Jazz giant Sonny Rollins, "the Saxophone Colossus," died on May 25 at age 95. The music from "Alfie" isn't his most challenging material, but it's hard to discount its appeal. 


Saturday, May 09, 2026

Can You Dig It, Baby?

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

Charles Schulz


In addition to being Cinco de Mayo, Tuesday was National Cartoonists Day (shouldn't that have an apostrophe somewhere?). Most of us in the profession probably celebrated by working on new material, and maybe having an extra cup of coffee.

It's nice to know that Schulz, possibly the most successful cartoonist of all time, lost sleep over nagging worries just like the rest of us.

We should also remember the words of Popeye the Sailor Man:
A comic artist ain't no different than you or me excep' he knows how to draw pitchers an is crazy in the head.
What can one add other than, "I yam what I yam"?


Today's pipe pic is the cover of a 1954 Bing Crosby coloring book.

Crosby was a hugely famous performer in the early to mid-twentieth century, but were kids really clamoring for a coloring book? Who knows?

One interior page, showing Bing's four sons behind him, dressed in choir robes, bears the caption "Softly, boys." I can't find a high-resolution image to share here, but that may be for the best.


Let's see what Bizarro had to offer for the week of Cartoonists Day.

The customer replied, "Oh, do you mean the tattoo?"

The cow is impressive; "Grazing in the Grass" is a bold choice, and would be challenging to sing even with a karaoke machine teleprompter.

Sometimes lying awake isn't so bad after all.

Every irrational fear has a name.

Naturally, sermon-writing AI platforms already exist.

Instead of apologizing for this caption, I'll refer you to the aforementioned Popeye quote.

That's the latest from Bizarro Studios North. I wish you a groovy weekend.


Bonus Track

Ronald Jansen Heijtmajer "Saxophobia"
from Fingerbustin'
Eigen Wijs Recordings (1995)