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Saturday, August 01, 2026

Don't Blink Or You'll Miss it

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

Alan Watts


Change affects us daily in one way or another. Over the past week, we learned that our favorite local music venue, owned by people who have become our friends, is closing its doors in a few weeks after fifteen years of hard work, excellent wines, and unwavering support of musicians. 

The co-owners issued a public statement, reading in part:
Although this is painful and heartbreaking for all of us, we remain eternally grateful for the love and support the community and the scene have bestowed upon us.

We stand in awe of the level of talent that has graced our stages over the years, and we implore everyone to continue to support them wherever they perform.

Please also let this serve as a call to action to do everything you can to support your local independent music venues, especially those that support and host local music. These rooms are the lifeblood of this art form, and they desperately need your patronage.

And though our stages may go dark, the memories will burn bright in our hearts forever.

I had the pleasure of performing there many times over the years, and enjoyed hearing countless wonderful musicians as a patron of the club. Even so, we now wish we had gone more often.

I believe that our friends who have run the business will come through this huge change all right, but we'll all feel the loss of a great place to gather for music and friendship for a long time.

Alan Watts makes sense when he suggests plunging into change to make sense of it.

It's also a good idea to remember that nothing we care about will last forever, and neither will we, so let's appreciate what we have while we have it (and while we're still around).


I found this meta image of a pipe smoking another pipe, but must also credit Bizarro reader Stuart VR for leading me to it.

Stuart sent me Craigslist ad for a pipe with a bowl modeled after a Star Wars character. It was crafted by a famous Turkish pipemaker, Sadik Yanik, and I posted that photo in June.

Naturally, I had to find Yanik's webpage, and spent a ridiculous amount of time browsing the selections, where I spotted the Popeye model.

So, we offer another tip of the Bizarro porkpie to Stuart for sending me down a Meerschaum rabbit hole a few months ago.


When I'm not wasting time scrolling through photos of cartoon character heads, I write and draw Bizarro. Here's the latest six-pack o' laffs.

The software may not be intelligent, but it certainly mimics human behavior.

July 20 through 25 was Crash Test Dummy week. It resulted from an intense writing session where the gags about dummies poured out of my head. I couldn't draw them fast enough, and my sketchbook pages are almost indecipherable. Rather than a normal gag-writing day, it felt more like a possession.

I ended up drafting a total of ten crash test gags. I used six last week, the above this week, and I have one more in the pipeline. The remaining two weren't strong enough to use, but I'll share them in my Substack newsletter.

It's a reserved preserve.

This panel includes a rare variant Secret Symbol: The Invoited Boid.

Thank you, Jerome "Curly" Howard.

My understanding is that Elsa Lanchester's real (red-auburn) hair was teased up and augmented for the 1935 Bride of Frankenstein film. I almost colored this panel in gray tones, but decided against it. The other character is my version of the wonderful Teri Garr as Ilsa in Mel Brooks's 1974 Young Frankenstein. Caricature isn't my strongest suit, but I was relatively happy with the likenesses of both actors.

These gents have seen too many Daffy Duck cartoons.


Shameless Commercialism
Just a reminder that the Comics Kingdom Summer Shop has a full selection of new and old Bizarro T-shirts, coffee mugs, hats, and other items, which help keep your cartoonist in caffeine.


Bonus Track

Daevid Allen: "Stoned Innocent Frankenstein"
from Bananamoon
BYG Records LP, 1971 


I'm an unashamed fan of the goofy 1970s psychedelic-space-hippie recordings of Daevid Allen (1938-2015) and his band/family/collective, Gong. Friday's cartoon reminded me of this tune from early in his career. 

I'm also quite fond of this quote on mortality from Daevid Allen:
I can only hope that during this journey, I have somehow contributed to the happiness in the lives of a few other fellow humans.


 

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Crash Course in Cartooning

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

Robert Mankoff


Cartoonist Robert Mankoff was the New Yorker's cartoon editor for around twenty years, and he's done a lot of thinking about cartooning specifically and humor in general.

I've found that the most satisfying gags usually begin with a topic or premise. The cartoonist's job is to come up with a funny way of commenting on the subject matter. Of course, creating a cartoon from scratch every day, year after year requires multiple approaches to humor—some simple and straightforward and others more nuanced or pointed.

However, many readers would disagree with Mankoff. Cartoonists routinely receive online comments complaining about a gag being "political," which usually means it expresses an idea the reader doesn't like. 

We routinely see comments telling us to "stick to puns." Apparently some readers only want to see a specific type of gag, and when we hear from them, it's a sign that we've gotten an idea across. We rarely, if ever, receive this kind of response to a blog post or newsletter, and I believe that's because the relationship between the artist and the audience is more personal, and readers are aware that an actual human makes this material. 

If a reader tells us that a gag has upset them in some way, we can reply and hear what they have to say. These conversations are almost always positive experiences.

On public sites, there's more distance and a greater level of anonymity, so people might feel emboldened to be aggressive and demanding.

We're fortunate to have forums like blogs to exchange ideas directly with readers, and we have an engaged and lively readership, for which we are grateful every day.


Bizarro field correspondent JP of San Jose provided today's subtitled pipe pic; a screen grab from his television.


JP wrote:
I was watching two different things recently and saw pipes in both so I took a quick photo of each for you to use if you like. 
The first was from the show Star Next: The Next Generation season 1 episode 6. "Lonely Among Us," where Data first shows interest in Sherlock Holmes and takes on some of his mannerisms, including holding a pipe while solving a mystery on the Enterprise. I have been doing a rewatch of this series and this was an episode that I had completely forgotten. There are many more episodes later with Data imitating Sherlock, even having his best friend Geordi as Watson. 
A tip of the Bizarro beanie to JP for taking the time to snap some pipe pics for our entertainment. His other contribution will pop up at some time in the future.

At times, cartoonists generate multiple ideas on a particular topic. That was the case a few months ago when I was working on this batch. All six of the week's cartoons feature crash test dummies.

Let's see if any substantive ideas are lurking beneath the surface of silliness.

Everyone has their own way of seeing progress, and crash dummies might use a phrase like this.

"Yes, but make sure the tires are melted."

Literalizing the metaphorical is a venerable cartoon tradition.

There's a controversy within the dummy community regarding talcum powder versus cornstarch.

Is this dummy a doomsayer or an optimist?

Come to think of it, someone has already invented self-crashing vehicles. Unfortunately, they don't limit the destruction to research labs.

Thanks for visiting the cartoon refreshment stand. 

That wraps up Crash Test Dummy Week. Actually, I wrote more than six gags about the dummies, so there are a couple more to come.

See you in seven days, good buddies.


Sartorial Essentials
It's still summer, and the Comics Kingdom Summer Shop is open for business to help with your seasonal accessorizing.


Bonus Track

Dave Edmunds: "Crawling From the Wreckage"
from Repeat When Necessary
Swan Song Records LP, 1979


Graham Parker wrote "Crawling From the Wreckage" for his 1979 album Squeezing Out Sparks, but wasn't happy with the way it sounded, and suggested to Edmunds that he might want to record it. It turned out rather well.

The Repeat When Necessary album features Edmunds backed by Nick Lowe (bass), Billy Bremner (guitar) and Terry Williams (drums). The same four musicians recorded Lowe's 1979 LP Labour of Lust. Seconds of Pleasure came in 1980, under their collective band name, Rockpile.

Also in the summer of 1979, Rockpile played here in Pittsburgh, as the opening act for Blondie. That was the only time I saw Dave Edmunds perform live, but in the years since, I've been lucky enough to see Nick Lowe many times.


 

Saturday, July 04, 2026

Red Right Hand

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarcy, that in America the law is King. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other. But lest any ill use should afterwards arise, let the crown at the conclusion of the ceremony be demolished, and scattered among the people whose right it is.

Thomas Paine, Common Sense


Today's pipe pic is a musical illustration by the late Roy Doty, and it comes to us from my old friend Candi S.


Doty (1922-2015) was a prolific cartoonist and illustrator, known for his clean line and densely packed crowd scenes.

He created the instructional cartoon "Wordless Workshop," which ran in Popular Science from 1954 through 1990.

In the late 1960s, Doty wrote and drew a newspaper comic strip spun off from the popular TV program, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, which is where I first encountered his work. In my childhood, I read newspaper comics every day, and I looked for the artists' names after I realized that there were people who actually made cartoons for a living.

I ran into Roy Doty several times at National Cartoonists Society functions. He was always fun to talk with, and he mischievously played the part of a crusty curmudgeon at NCS meetings. At one meeting, he gave a presentation on his long career, including video clips from his 1953 children's TV show.

Bill Griffith drew an homage to Doty for the 1990 Zippy calendar, titled "Zippy's Backyard Guernica." Prints are available from ZippyThePinhead.com.

Thanks to Candi for the image, and for the great bumper sticker photo featured in last week's blog post.


The latest Bizarro cartoons may not contain much common sense; a dollop of nonsense is more likely.

Foam fingers are for fair-weather fans.

What to expect when you post a job on monster.com.

Would the proper term be zombaby? Zombino?

Not only were they staring; they were also writing something in a little notebook.

Fleas were the primary vector for bubonic plague, but lice (head and crab) and ticks also admire them for their pioneering work.

Who's up for some threeflexology?

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Fresh Fashions


By popular demand, the newest Bizarro T-shirts are available in ladies' V-neck styles, including this chess-themed panel. 
The Comics Kingdom Summer Shop also has coffee mugs, water bottles, and insulated tumblers to help you survive any heatwave.


Bonus Track

Jane Aire & the Belvederes: "Yankee Wheels"
Stiff Records single, 1978


It doesn't feel like summer until I hear "Yankee Wheels." 


 

Saturday, June 27, 2026

Please Tip Your Blockhead

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

In the introduction to his 1962 novel, Mother Night, Vonnegut speaks directly to the reader. The full quote follows.
This is the only story of mine whose moral I know. I don’t think it’s a marvelous moral; I simply happen to know what it is: We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
The novel takes the form of a memoir written by Howard W. Campbell, Jr., who broadcast virulent Nazi propaganda on German radio during World War II, but was actually an American spy. His scripted conversational asides provided intelligence to the US. 

Campbell eventually realizes that while helping the Allies, his convincing performance as a propagandist was a likely factor in convincing the Nazi recruitment effort in Germany.

I read most of Vonnegut's novels in my teens and twenties, and have recently been revisiting them. I recalled little of Mother Night, although I clearly remember owning a paperback copy. It was probably well over my head at the time.

The self-delusion of the Campbell character reminds one of a presidential Cabinet that, along with their senators and congresspeople, pretends that lawlessness and racism are okay if it helps them keep their jobs.

The daily news is full of examples, and one that particularly struck me was about the Treasury Secretary displaying a proposed $250 bill bearing the current president's mug shot. The Secretary knows that Federal law bars a living person from appearing on US currency, but through clenched teeth and a shit-eating grin, he said, "I don't think that there's anything untoward about having the person who is President of the United States on the 250th anniversary bill."

At least Vonnegut's character was able to tell himself he was violating principles to serve a greater good. These charlatans only care about wielding power and enriching themselves by indulging the whims of a demented, irrational, money-grubbing hatemonger.

I don't regret rereading Mother Night, but after this, I'll need a bit of escapist literature.


Today's pipe pic is a column heading from TV Guide featuring a portrait of Cleveland Amory, who was a television critic for the magazine from 1963 to 1976.

Al Hirschfeld provided wonderful illustrations to accompany many of Amory's columns.
Click to embiggen

Amory was also an animal rights advocate, and in 1966, he founded the nonprofit Fund for Animals.


If Cleveland Amory were still with us, I'd assure him that no animals were harmed in the creation of this week's Bizarro cartoons.

We started off with a twist on the venerable desert island cartoon trope.

Automotive designers need to consider customer preferences, an idea I've explored in the past.

My friend Candi suggests that our cartoon protagonist should consider buying a Honda Element.

Romantic rejection can be a blessing, particularly if you're a mantis.

One might be tempted to call the character on the left a reverse centaur, but that wouldn't be accurate.

This is a reverse centaur, Greek mythology's most off-putting creature.

I apologize to Charles Schulz for imagining his character's eventual career choice. My favorite part of the drawing is the sign on the valet stand.

A hunter's camouflage can be stealthy or simply silly.

Thanks for visiting. Drop by next week for more cartoons and commentary. If you enjoy peeking behind the panel, check out my free Substack newsletter.


New Products For Summer


Good news for the fashion-conscious. The Comics Kingdom Bizarro Shop just added our new Summer Selection. We have coffee mugs, water bottles, insulated tumblers, and a bunch of new T-shirts, like Dan Piraro's exquisite Escher Cube design, shown above.

This double-clown coffee mug displays two wordless gags, so when you switch hands, you'll see a different clown.

There's much more merch in the shop. If you grab anything, we'd love to see photos of readers with their Bizarro booty.

Thank you for indulging a little hucksterism.


Bonus Track

The Quintet: "Salt Peanuts"
from Live at Massey Hall
Debut Records, 1953