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Saturday, November 15, 2025

Weirdos of a Feather

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Don't reach out all the way to the reader—don't worry about being "obscure" or "ambiguous or "weird"—if you're sure of what you're doing, ask the reader to do a little work and meet you halfway.
Bill Griffith

William Henry Jackson Griffith is a master cartoonist. His Zippy the Pinhead, the unlikeliest of newspaper strips, has been distributed by King Features Syndicate since 1986, and he has a long history in underground comix, dating to the late 1960s.

Along with Art Spiegelman, Bill edited the comix anthology Arcade, publishing seven quarterly issues between 1975 and 1976. Arcade introduced me to the work of Willy Murphy, who became one of my favorite underground cartoonists.

In addition to creating Zippy strips seven days a week for more than forty years, Bill has written and illustrated four graphic biographies since 2015. His latest, Photographic Memory, released a few weeks ago, is a biography of his great-grandfather and namesake, William Henry Jackson, a pioneering photographer of the American West.

Bill's books are available from all the usual retailers or directly from the artist at ZippyThePinhead.com. He's currently working on an autobiography he’s referred to as "My Underground Memoir," which will tell the story of his journey to becoming a cartoonist. Needless to say, that one is eagerly awaited by his fans and colleagues.

Bill's fantastic art and writing, impeccable primary research for his books, and exemplary work ethic are deeply inspiring. 

The quote opening this post is a guiding principle here at Bizarro Studios. It's from "Griffy's Top 40 List on Comics and Their Creation," which should be required reading for cartoonists. We're fortunate to have a community of readers who are willing to do a little work to meet us halfway.

Beginning in the early 1980s, I occasionally corresponded with Bill and regularly saw him when I attended San Diego Comic-Con, up to the early 2000s. Our paths have crossed many times, and a comix hero has become a friend.


At the 2018 National Cartoonists Society Reuben Awards, I asked Bill if we could take a photo together. I was honored when he said he was happy to pose with "a fellow weirdo."

In 2022, the Bill received the NCS Reuben Award for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year. He's a genius and a treasure, and I'm fortunate to know him and to read his work every day.

A Zippy comic from 2011 featured an abbreviated Griffy's top forty. (Click to see an enlarged version.)



Today's Stephen Colbert pipe pic comes to us from Bizarro field correspondent and amateur radio enthusiast Gerry J. of Albuquerque, who snapped it from his TV screen.

The Sherlock Holmes homage (holmage?) is a recurring bit on The Late Show, and Gerry sent another screenshot from October showing Colbert with three pipes!


If I had a deerstalker cap, I'd tip it to Gerry for sharing these photos. Thanks, Gerry!



Now, let's see how much work it takes to "get" the latest Bizarro gags.


I recently realized that my cartoons contain more bow ties and more people with red hair than exist in the real world, which led to Monday's gag, representing the intersection of redheads and bow ties in a Venn diagram.


The prices are also inflated.


The cartoonist's brain ponders another mystery.


The strip version required a vertical layout, so analog readers had to rotate their newspapers by ninety degrees.

Here's a still from a movie coming to the Hallmark Military Channel.

Darned if you do, darned if you don't.

Appropriate work attire is different for every job.

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New Swag for the New Year


Our 2026 Canines & Felines wall calendar is now available from Comics Kingdom. Click on the image or these words to grab yours.

We have other swell t-shirts, hats, ornaments, and garments for the holidays and beyond in the Bizarro Shop.


Bonus Track

Thee Headcoats: "No Way Out"
From Heavens To Murgatroyd, Even! It's Thee Headcoats! (Already)
Sub Pop Records LP, 1990


Thee Headcoats were one of several no-frills, fuzzed-out garage rock bands led by Billy Childish. The band was almost always seen wearing deerstalker caps.

Photo: Paul Slattery

Could "headcoat" be a slang term for "deerstalker cap?" Who knows?



Much More Bizarro Madness

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Saturday, April 19, 2025

The Bad, the Beautiful, and the Bizarro

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno

 
I sincerely think that humor will help save humanity from the swamp into which it is sinking. Today we can’t afford to be pessimistic, so let’s try to keep a sense of humor bolted on to our hearts, soul, and spirit!

Jean-Jacques Perrey
(1929-2016)

Jean-Jacques Perrey was a composer, performer, and producer specializing in electronic pop music. With his partner Gershon Kingsley, he was among the first performers to release commercial recordings featuring the Moog synthesizer.

Earlier this week, my friend Dana Countryman, who edited and published Cool & Strange Music! magazine from 1996 through 2003, sent me a 1998 photo of JJP wearing a t-shirt I designed for the magazine.


The design includes caricatures of many of the artists profiled in the magazine. The very bottom is out of frame, but the faces are mostly visible. Clockwise from top left, they are Art Ferrante, Bettie Page, Monsieur Perrey, Lou Teicher (Ferrante's musical partner), Yma Sumac, Tiny Tim, Mrs. Miller, Christian puppet Little Marcy, Dean Martin, and Dolores Erickson (the model who appeared on Herb Alpert's Whipped Cream album.

All twenty-eight issues of Cool & Strange Music! have been collected in a set of four books. They're packed with interviews, profiles, reviews, and photos, and I highly recommend them.

The good will Perrey expressed in the quote at the top of this post was evident in his music, and the sentiment remains relevant today.



Today's pipe picture appeared on the Book of Farce last December in a post by Bizarro reader John Z.


John commented:
I'm watching a Kirk Douglas/Lana Turner picture called "The Bad and The Beautiful"...there's a shot of Dick Powell in front of a bookstore window, his character looking at his own books on display.
Powell certainly looks happy with the window display, and we're pleased to credit John Z. for the screen capture.



Let's see if we managed to bolt some humor onto the latest Bizarro gags.


The term "planned obsolescence" might easily be replaced with "scheduled mortality."

We all know people who take idiomatic expressions litter-ally.

Next season's hot designs will include mustard in yellow or brown.

Sasquatch embodies the familiar phrase "too big to file."

If it's an emergency, rap on the tabletop three times.


The patient's advance directive included a Do Not Scramble order.

Thanks for reading and supporting Bizarro. We'll be back in a week with more comics and commentary.


Bonus Track

Dean Martin and Line Renaud: "Relax-Ay-Voo"
Capitol Records, 1955


One of my favorite Dean Martin numbers is this duet with the French singer, actress, and AIDS activist Line Renaud. As of this writing, Madame Renaud is still with us at age 98.



A Variety of Bizarro Verbiage

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Saturday, August 10, 2024

Cryptid Career Counseling

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.
Don Van Vliet aka Captain Beefheart

Don Van Vliet was eminently quotable, though much of what he said could be puzzling, as he had his own manner of forming thoughts and constructing sentences. The line we're sharing here is straightforward and relatable. It's also a valuable bit of advice.

My take is that experimentation and editing are required to produce art, and that it's rarely created fully-formed. The most important step in creating any type of art is starting with something—a mark on a piece of paper or a couple of words, and building from there, keeping what works and setting aside what doesn't. In fact, getting to a satisfying (if not great) work of art requires making countless mistakes.

I realize that this conversation is familiar ground for me. It came to mind again when I read of the former football star Colin Kaepernick raising four million dollars for an AI-based platform for publishing comics. Imagine it! Entering a few prompts will produce a wholly artificial product without involving bothersome "gatekeepers" like artists or writers. Designed to "democratize" comics, in reality, it'll unleash a flood of even more soulless corporate crap.

We choose to presume that there will always be those who recognize and appreciate the work of human beings, which is why Dan Piraro and I are so grateful to our readers. Thank you for being a part of the Bizarro comics community.



Today's pipe pic is the cover of London Mystery Magazine issue 75, published in December, 1967.



I'm a fan of old-school two-color design, and the combination of stylized illustration, text, and a photographic element makes for a winning cover. The signature below the pipe looks like "Buster."

Thanks to Bizarro buddy Richard G for sending this image my way, and kudos to the mysterious Buster for a job well done.



The following cartoons were written and drawn by a human cartoonist, flaws and all.


This site came to be known as GameHenge.


They eventually agreed to use a blurry identification photo.


"And the old pond had all the flies we could eat."


This young go-getter is looking for the escalator of success.


Wherever this image came from, I enjoyed drawing the tiny toilet and the braided rawhide treat.


Saturday's gag was written around July 4th, as we endured the call of amateur pyrotechnics and awaited the response of ambulance sirens. 

I admit to attending and enjoying many Independence Day fireworks displays throughout my life, but a New York Times opinion column got me thinking about them in ways I hadn't considered before. It's worth reading and discussing. 


A vertical strip layout brings us to the end of another week of cartoonery. 

Thank you for reading and supporting the work of non-robot cartoonists. We hope you'll be back next week for more rearranged mistakes.



Bonus Track
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band:
"Tropical Hot Dog Night"

from I'm Gonna Do What I Wanna Do
Rhino CD, 2000



In the interest of symmetry, we close with Captain Beefheart recorded live at My Father's Place in Roslyn, New York in 1978. Every member of the Magic Band was in fine form that evening, and trombonist Bruce Fowler shines on this selection.



Serving All Your Bizarro Needs


  

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Fattening Frogs for Snakes

This is the regular dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, who created Bizarro in the late twentieth century, continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


 
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks

I open today's entry with an expression of gratitude to all Bizarro readers who contacted papers in the Lee Enterprises group who dropped us along with many other comics. Lee's corporate bosses chose to make a standardized and heavily reduced comics page for all of their seventy-seven newspapers across the US. We're hoping someone up there will listen if enough readers express their displeasure. Meanwhile, we're trying to remain hopeful, and are working on more comics for you.

The quote at the top of this post (attributed to Mel Brooks, but who knows) expresses why we sometimes create jokes about things that scare us of make us uncomfortable. When sources of humor start disappearing, that's a danger to everyone's well-being. So, again, we thank all of you who read and support your favorite comics, whichever ones they may be.


 

Bizarro reader Dave J of Ventura, California sent us this pipe pic, rendered in autumnal colors.

 
The subject is British philosopher and mathematician Bertrand Russell (1872-1970).
 
This orange image has appeared in several places online, but I've been unable to find a credit for the illustrator who created it. If anyone reading this knows who's responsible for the art, please let me know, and I'll provide proper attribution.

I confess to being unfamiliar with Russell's works, but a search for quotes from his writings made me want to explore further. Here's one that seems rather timely:

The first step in a fascist movement is the combination under an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than the average share of leisure, brutality, and stupidity. The next step is to fascinate fools and muzzle the intelligent, by emotional excitement on the one hand and terrorism on the other.

Thanks to Dave J for sharing the image, and prompting me to investigate Russell's works.


Now, let's see if any of this week's Bizarro comics might have provided any defense against the universe.

On a positive note, the house is completely free of mice.

Princes were a dime a dozen in those days, but a half-human half-frog could make a decent living in a traveling carnival.
 
Wednesday's dark panel references a quote from Friedrich Nietzsche, although I wasn't familiar with it until after I'd drawn the gag. In Beyond Good and Evil, Nietzsche wrote:
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. 
My favorite aspect of this one was the play on the double meaning of "ruminate."
 
This scene is to be expected when Grandma comes to visit, no matter where you live.

Although I only had to draw half a panel for Friday's gag, the wallpaper pattern eliminated any time I'd hoped to save.
I was particularly pleased with the strip version, with the sheets of wallpaper echoing the look of a multi-panel comic strip. This is as close as I've some to a completely blank image serving as a gag.

Saturday's panel explores an interesting reading of the Sixth Amendment to the Constitution.
 
That's the latest from the Little Shop of Humor at Bizarro Studios North. Thanks for stopping by, and for reading the blog and the comic.
 
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Dan Piraro's Bizarro Blog

Wayno's Bizarro Newsletter

Diego Piraro's Peyote Cowboy Graphic Novel


See you next week.

Bonus Track

Clarence Frogman Henry "Ain't Got No Home"
Argo Records single, 1956