Saturday, June 13, 2026

Lowe Frequencies

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


Howdy, Bizarro Buckaroos. I'm back at Cartoon Corral after a week away from the drawing board and computer, so we're keeping things brief today. I'm fixin' to catch up on office biz and make more comics.

This week's pipe-smoking personality is the late King Hussein of Jordan, in a video screen grab from Albuquerque field correspondent Gerry J.

Gerry wrote: 
The King of Jordan was an avid ham radio operator like me. Unlike me, he was also an avid pipe smoker! Here is a screenshot from a documentary that shows him chatting on the radio with a ham in the UK.
Oddly, just before I received Gerry's email, we watched a documentary series called Wasp Woman: Murder of a B-Movie Queen, about actress Susan Cabot. It was fascinating and sad. Cabot had an ongoing romantic relationship with King Hussein (who had nothing to do with her death!).

Thanks to Gerry for the cool photo.

If you'd like to watch the short film about King Hussein the Ham, it's on YouTube (of course).

Here are the comics published while I was slacking off. The cartoon show must go on!

As my mind wandered a few months back, I speculated about what might happen if a mirror were placed face down on a scanner, and imagined this scenario. Hey, it might even prevent crashes.

I wish I had drawn the mime with a teardrop painted on his cheek.

It's "command-Z" if you're partaking of the Forbidden Operating System.

For this caption, I offer my sincere apologies.

Your cartoonist loves gags involving music and using inanimate objects as characters, so this one made me a happy ink monkey.

The food-gathering strategy of this species is the least efficient in the insect world.

Thanks for checking in. We'll have more of this stuff to share next Saturday.

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Bonus Track

Nick Lowe: "Shake That Rat"
from Bowi
Stiff Records 7-inch EP (1977)


"Shake That Rat" is a surf-style instrumental with the bass guitar taking the lead. It was originally released on Bowi, Nick's smart-alec answer to David Bowie's Low album.

Nearly fifty years later, Lowe is still recording and performing, and his songwriting is better than ever. These days, he performs solo, or backed by Los Straitjackets, and he's worth seeing in any context.


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Saturday, June 06, 2026

Where To Begin?

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 

The creative process doesn't begin with humor.
It begins with subject matter.
Dave Coverly

Dave Coverly is the brilliant cartoonist behind Speed Bump, a single-panel daily comic he launched in 1994. He's also an admired colleague and friend.

I was delighted to find this quote in the excellent book Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons by Phil Witte & Rex Hesner.

Dave describes a cartoonist's process more eloquently than I can, though I've tried. When I began seriously working on being a single-panel cartoonist, I was trying to write funny punchlines or captions, which worked all right for a while. One day, something switched in my brain, and I started thinking of topics I wanted to write about and working to find the humor in them.

Another important skill for a cartoonist is being economical with words. Briefer is usually better, as evidenced by Mr. Coverly's concise description.

Our pipe pic this time around is a meerschaum masterpiece carved by Sadik Yanik, a renowned Turkish pipe maker. 

The bowl end of the pipe is a Star Wars character named Maz Kanata, which, I admit, I had to look up.

Bizarro reader Stuart VR spotted the item in a Craigslist ad.

If you're interested, the same listing is now active on eBay, at the price of only $1,895.

A round of applause to Stuart for contributing to my overstuffed pipe pic folder.

Let's review this week's Bizarro panels for unnecessary verbiage.

Not only were the ribs bruised, but the artichoke hearts were broken.

My favorite detail is easy to miss. I was trying to do a comedic riff on the Morton Salt girl. After coming up with the name "Martian Salt," I drew an alien version of the famous logo, but it was much too small. I finally realized I could put the Flying Saucer secret symbol on the box.

Many Benedictine monks still produce beers, wines, and baked goods. I conceived the gag as a reference to the trade name Benedictine liqueur, which I recently learned was developed by a 19th-century wine merchant who made up a story that it was originally made by French monks. The story was a fabrication, but it made for great marketing.

There was, however, a real monk named Dom Pérignon who helped improve Champagne-making methods, and that historical fact may have made the Benedictine story easier to believe.

None of that background is necessary to get the joke, but I found it interesting.

The student hopes to eventually earn a black lumbar support belt.

Here's some etymological context, from Blatt Billiards of Wood-Ridge, New Jersey:
The term “foosball” comes from the German word “Fußball,” which translates to “football” (or “soccer” in American English). The game mimics soccer, with players controlling miniature figures on rods to kick a ball into the opponent's goal.

The phonetic pronunciation of "Fußball" evolved into "foosball," making it easier for English speakers to adopt. Over time, this unique name became synonymous with the tabletop game, distinguishing it from traditional soccer. German immigrants in the U.S. popularized the term, giving us the name “foosball” as we know it today.
As an old Monty Python fan, I laughed at this one, even if nobody else does.

I've done a couple like this before, but this is the first time I've done one in Bizarro. I haven't figured out what to call this type of gag. 

Suggestions are welcome.

In a weird cosmic coincidence, this one was published on Merle Haggard's 78th birthday. Compounding the oddity, he died exactly a year later, on his 79th birthday.

Howard Stern is still with us, dispelling any cartoon curse theories.

Fifteen years ago, I coined the term "streptonym" to describe this type of wordplay, and I'm still waiting for it to catch on.

Thanks for checking out the blog. I'll crack open another six-pack of chuckleboxes next week to examine what's inside (or behind) them. You're welcome to join in.

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Bonus Track

Sonny Rollins with orchestra conducted by Oliver Nelson: 
"Alfie's Theme"
from Original Music From The Score "Alfie."
Impulse! Records (1996)


Jazz giant Sonny Rollins, "the Saxophone Colossus," died on May 25 at age 95. The music from "Alfie" isn't his most challenging material, but it's hard to discount its appeal. 


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Saturday, May 30, 2026

Parlez-vous Musique ?

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 

There is nothing so fretting and vexatious, nothing so justly TERRIBLE to tyrants, and their tools and abettors, as a FREE PRESS.
Samuel Adams (Boston Gazette, 1768)

Samuel Adams knew what he was talking about. The poor chap would be appalled by today's consolidation of print media, broadcast, and electronic news and opinion outlets by insanely rich abettors of tyranny who are scheming to silence free speech in favor of regime-approved propaganda.

A recent reminder of this warning was Stephen Colbert's Late Show coming to an end under shady circumstances that I needn't detail here. Colbert is a sharp and influential political commentator and, by all accounts, a genuinely decent human being. In short, exactly the kind of person thin-skinned tyrants hate and fear more than anything.

As the American Experiment approaches the 250-year mark, I ask those with the means to support independent, public, and community TV and radio stations, print/online publications, and other news sources not controlled by oligarchs, tyrants, or their bootlicking enablers.

Here endeth the PSA. We return to our regular cartoon programming.


When I first saw today's pipe pic, I thought it might be American actor Art Carney, but it's actually Georges Brassens (1921-1981), a French poet and singer-songwriter.


International Bizarro fiend correspondent Vince C. of Vancouver, British Columbia, discovered the photo on the "Le temps d'une chanson" Facebook page, described as "a radio program dedicated to French-language songs from the 1930s to the 1970s, hosted by Catherine Pépin."

Brassens recorded from the early 1950s through the late 70s. He was apparently a lifelong smoker, having frequently been photographed with a pipe emerging from his bushy mustache. I've been enjoying listening to his early recordings, despite the language barrier.

Thanks to Vince for the photo and for turning me on to Georges Brassens. Anyone who likes cartoons and music is my kind of reader.

Cartoons are another (albeit humbler) form of free speech, and here are my latest blatherings.

They're plugged in but disconnected.

Tuesday's panel imagines a new approach to counseling, which could be termed "couples regression therapy."

It's as easy as tapping your credit card on the Collection Plate app.

"Why in the world would you feel insecure, FretBot?"

Oh, yeah, right. 

(Screen grab courtesy of our pal Eric S.)

Have I exhausted the topic with the fourth installment? Who knows?

Ol' Punchy was bursting with pride to receive his city's medal of humor.

You Gotta Look Sharp

Summer's almost here, and what better way to show your good taste than by sporting a BizarroWear tee? Here's Jazz Pickle David R. sporting his Irön Bunnies öf Dööm shirt while visiting Ho Chi Minh City with his partner, Laura F.

You can become an icon of befuddling fashion by grabbing one (or more?) of the large selection of T-shirts and other doo-dads available in the King Features Bizarro Shop. We'd love to share more photos of readers modeling the tees.

That's it for the last post of May. We'll be back with a fresh post the first week of next month, as soon as Google lets me know if next month is Dectober or Junuary.

Bonus Track

Ben Vaughn Quintet: "Pièce de Résistance"
from Pièce de Résistance
Many Moods Records (2016)


Ben talks about this song and performs a solo acoustic version on a recent episode of his excellent new podcast, Straight From The Hat.

Oh man, that began as a list. I started keeping a list of French phrases that we use in America a lot, and then at one point decided to set up the music, and it came out sounding a little something like this.

I recommend checking out the podcast, mes amis!


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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Philosophical Musings of Laurence Tureaud

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend, Dan Piraro, created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 

You pity the fool because you don't want to beat up a fool! You know, pity is between sorry and mercy. See, if you pity him, you know, you won't have to beat him up. So that's why I say fools, you gotta give another chance because they don't know no better. That's why I pity them!
Mr. T

Happy Saturday from Hollywood Gardens, PA.

Today, instead of riffing on the introductory quote (what more could one add anyway?), we're jumping in with this week's pipe pic. Our puffing poster boy is the late Donald Sutherland portraying Paul Gauguin in the 1986 film, The Wolf at the Door.


The photo comes to us (indirectly) from faithful Bizarro correspondent Frank V. of Albany, NY.

Frank sent me an intriguing photo that purportedly depicts a meeting of Gauguin and van Gogh in 1887. It's a group shot of six men seated around a table, with multiple bottles of wine. A few of the men appear to be smoking pipes. Unfortunately, it's extremely blurry. I spent some time searching the web for a clearer version, but had no luck.

However, the rabbit hole I went down contained the photo of Sutherland, which is worth sharing, so a tip of the Bizarro beret goes to Frank for sending me on a quest with an unexpected outcome.

Writing gags (or any creative endeavor) can be a lot like searching for a particular photo, getting sidetracked, and stumbling upon something else entirely to work with. The human mind has as many surprises waiting to be discovered as the internet. Let's take a look at what emerged from the hidden recesses of your cartoonist's brain this week.

"Nice belt you have there, Orion. It'd be a shame if something accidental happened to it."

I recently overheard a conversation at a coffee shop in which someone mentioned studying for an Organic Chemistry final, but I processed the phrase as "Organic Dentistry." Maybe I underheard the conversation.

I scribbled the phrase in my sketchbook and later remembered seeing a video of a "fish pedicure," where people submerge their feet in a pool and let tiny fish nibble away their dead skin cells. After a few moments of retching, I drafted this cartoon.

Karaoke is inherently funny in the abstract, but as a real-life experience, it ranges from amusing to excruciating.

If reading this panel feels disorienting, imagine drawing it.

Coincidentally, in the latest edition of his Substack newsletter The Ink-Stained Wretch, my colleague Tom Richmond mentioned Mr. T and drew him.

Tom also wrote that in 1993, he did some art for NOW Comics and attended San Diego Comic-Con as part of their crew. At the time, NOW was publishing a Mr. T comic book, and the actor was at the booth with Tom.

L-R: old pal Roy Tompkins, Mr. T, Wayno

Oddly enough, I also attended SDCC that year, and made sure to have a photo taken with Mr. T, so it's likely that Tom and I were within a few feet of each other years before we ever met.

Be sure to check out Tom Richmond's newsletter. He's a great caricaturist, and he has tons of stories about working for MAD and other experiences from his long career.

It turns out this wasn't the week to make a joke about IRS audits, as the no-longer-aptly-named Department of Justice just gave an entire family of shameless tax cheats immunity from audits of any and all of their filings prior to this year. The joke's on all of us.

Please drop by again next Saturday for a new batch of cartoons and commentary, a fresh pipe pic, and who knows what else.

Bonus Track

Fingerprintz: "2AT"
from The Very Dab
Virgin Records (1979)


Fingerprintz were a Scottish new wave/power pop band that released three LPs between 1979 and 1981. Around 1986, two members went on to form the Silencers, a more successful and longer-lived group. There was also a Pittsburgh band called the Silencers, who had broken up long before the formation of the Scottish Silencers.

I saw Fingerprintz perform twice. The first time was in 1979 when they were the backing band for Rachel Sweet, an Ohio teenager who had signed to Stiff Records, and was on tour opening for the Cars. We met the members of Fingerprintz and hung out for a couple of hours after the show.


I saw them again in January 1980 when they were on a US tour opening for XTC; a great double bill. I chatted with them after the show, and they told me that the title "2AT" was a tribute to Booker T. Jones of Booker T and the MGs, and was unrelated to Mr. T.

Drummer Bogdan Wiczling and guitarist Cha Burnz played Pittsburgh once more, in 1983, when they were employed as members of Adam & the Ants. It was a treat to reconnect with them, but I think they were a little embarrassed by their stage clothing and makeup. A gig's a gig.


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