Still, it's worth sharing. This might even outdo the most ridiculous wine descriptions.

Wayno® reporting from Bizarro Studios North
Ernest Borgnine, troubled by a failing marriage, says he once considered suicide - until his life was saved by fellow actor George Lindsey.
Lindsey, who played Goober on "The Andy Griffith Show," became such a good friend that Borgnine's life changed for the better, Borgnine said in an interview to be broadcast Monday on Fox TV's "A Current Affair."
The depressed Borgnine left home one ...
Phone-shot snapped from the rooftop of the David Lawrence Convention Center in Pittsburgh.
In case you wondered about the location of the home of Atco Trousers.