Saturday, December 28, 2024

SpudBatZilla

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Next week's blog entry will mark the opening of my eighth year of creating the daily Bizarro comics. I can scarcely believe it's already been that long at the job I wanted all my life. I still enjoy making cartoons daily and plan to keep at it for as long as you'll put up with me.

Earlier this year, I was honored to receive a Silver Reuben Award from the National Cartoonists Society for Best Newspaper Panel despite being nominated alongside Nick Galifianakis and Dave Blazek, two fantastic cartoonists. This award was a highlight of 2024 for me, and I managed to stumble through my acceptance speech without injury.


The entire awards ceremony is on YouTube. If you want to see a bunch of cartoonists dressed up (some wearing shoes and pants for the first time in months), you'll enjoy it.

A big bucket of year-end gratitude goes to all of you who read the comics daily and follow our blogs, newsletters, and social media postings. We tip our hats to you, the Bizarro cartoon community.

Thank you.



Warren W of Nipomo, California, provided our year-end pipe pic.



Warren writes:

I stumbled across this in a 30 October 1906 newspaper (Santa Barbara Morning Press, page 8), the illustration atop an advertisement for a Santa Barbara clothing store, "The Great Wardrobe." 


For several years in that era, the store published these ads weekly, each with a different cartoon atop, artist anonymous, always depicting a young man with googly eyes in different poses.


The drawing looks like a prime example of "nephew art." I didn't coin that phrase, but I can't find who did. It refers to something created by a business owner who doesn't want to pay a professional for design, art, or other services but has an employee who volunteers, "My nephew is pretty good at [service in question]." 
Still, this has a certain charm.


Thanks to Warren for the image and detailed information on its provenance.




This week's Bizarro cartoons include the requisite Santa gags, but the New Year's Baby will not appear in next week's batch.


Several toy-collecting friends have expressed an interest in a PotatoHead/Batman/Godzilla action figure, so this may not be a failure.



After the first billion or so houses, the temptation is impossible to resist.



On the other hand, the temporary spare requires no feeding or "yard cleanup."


Besides, mutts make the best canine companions.


He doesn't need the extra cash; he just likes saying "hi-fi wi-fi refi."


I wasn't going to use the "hair/heir" pun, but then I came up with the image of the mortified teen and the father-son outfits.

For those who are counting, none of the characters' headgear counts as the crown Secret Symbol.

That's the most recent cartoonery from my Little Shop of Humor. I hope you'll return next week as we face the multiple horrors and uncertainties of the New Year. We're all in it together.


Bonus Track

Dr. John: 
"I Walk on Guilded Splinters"
From Gris-Gris
Atco Records, 1968



I've been reading Two-Headed Doctor: Listening For Ghosts In Dr John’s Gris-Gris, a fascinating book-length examination and history of this mysterious and compelling album.

An excerpt is available here.


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20 comments:

  1. I never realized that the pilot of the FSOP had a mouth until I saw the candy cane stuck in it. Nice touch. ¡Feliz Navidad! from Atlixco, Pue, MX, to one and all.

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    1. Cheers to you, Patrick. The alien pilot can develop a mouth if there's a candy cane available.

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  2. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Now I want a "#3" foam finger

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    1. I like that. Making no grandiose claims!

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  3. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Wayno
    You specified that Crowns don't count on 12/28... Does the K2 and/or O2 on the teen count?? The ones on his chest.,.

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    1. If a person is wearing a literal crown, it's not a secret symbol. There's a K2 on the elder royal, but no O2 in sight.

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    2. Marge Grospitch7:20 PM

      I saw the K2 on the elder, but I questioned the "King 2" because the way it's placed it could be "K2." Also the round button and the 2 on junior could possibly be counted as O2?

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  4. Anonymous1:44 PM

    My other half prefers v-neck tees. Any chance we can see some on the storefront in '25?! Thank you from her! Happy New Year, Wayno!

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    1. I'll ask to see if that option is available through the service that King Features uses!

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  5. re: King 1 King 2: fun allusion to Dr. Seuss ! https://seuss.fandom.com/wiki/Thing_One_and_Thing_Two

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    1. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Ugh, I hadn’t had my coffee yet when I read the “hair/heir” cartoon so thought it was really about “hair”. Then I couldn’t get the joke, so thought it was about the blue-tinted hair of the King 1.

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    2. Coffee is essential before any morning activity!

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  6. Yes, well-spotted, Bill! I saw some kids wearing Thing 1 & 2 outfits at Halloween, and that may have inspired the drawing.

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  7. Missdannimac3:47 PM

    12/25 Deer spare is SO clever!

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  8. Anonymous4:36 PM

    I've looked several times at your "Elf-fulfilling prophecy" cartoon and I'd swear I see five symbols, not four. One of us miscounted and I wouldn't be surprised to see it is me.

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  9. Vere Nekoninda5:42 PM

    I agree that there are five secret symbols in Elf-Fulfilling Prophecy: The Eyeball of Observation; The Flying Saucer of Possibility; The Pie of Opportunity; The Crown of Power; The Dynamite of Boom (a.k.a. The Firecracker of Pop).

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    1. The "ball" on the cap is not an eye ball. So, only four symbols.

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  10. Loved Bargain Breeds. I looked for more but could find only Good Bernard :-)
    Thanks for another year of enjoyment.

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  11. Congratulations on your Silver Reuben - definitely well deserved! And I love your sparkly jacket. I look forward to Bizarro helping me get through 2025 and beyond.

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