Saturday, September 14, 2024

I Shot the Serif

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Greetings, friends. 

Today's post kicks off with an ursine pipe pic courtesy of Bizarro reader Kurt B., who took the photo while vacationing in the Great Smoky (Smoking?) Mountains.


Nineteen painted fiberglass bear statues are placed around Cherokee, North Carolina. This one is titled Sequoyah Syllabeary and was painted by Charles Saunooke.


A big Bizarro thank you to Kurt for the photos and for taking time during his vacation to send them to us.




No bears, wildlife, or domestic animals were harmed in the making of this week's Bizarro cartoons.



Not to be confused with the later pharaoh, King Tsk-Tsk.



A person appointed by the government to advise on and coordinate policy in the area of airline security might be referred to as the country's TSA Tsar.


Wednesday's gag was a bit of an inside joke, but I think the concept is clear, even for those who aren't in the biz.



The trickiest aspect of this panel and strip was positioning the woman's eye to be looking at the guy's word balloon.


L-R: Panel, Strip


A counterclockwise rotation of eleven degrees did the trick. Sometimes, we do use math in our adult lives!



What's particularly galling is that the bird learned to say, "I'll probably outlive you by decades."


Don't you just hate music that's been processed through AutoTwang?


The Forest Service dress code was the subject of intense contract negotiations.



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Our friend Chef Sam says the Bizarro Jazz Pickle tee is "my new favorite shirt!"



Looking swell, Sam! Thanks for grabbing a shirt and for the longtime friendship and support (I see three of my poster designs on the wall there.)


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With that, we close out another edition of this ol' blog.


Thank you for reading Bizarro and supporting the art of cartooning.


See you next week.


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Bonus Track

The Bonzo Dog Band: "Mister Slater's Parrot"
from the LP, Keynsham
Liberty Records, 1969


I'll take any opportunity to share music by the Bonzo Dog Band, and since I featured a parrot this week, I had to include this oddball number. The Bonzos have been on my mind lately because Madfish Music will soon release a definitive box set collection. I'm going to ask for one when I write to Santa.



A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bizarro


  

Saturday, September 07, 2024

Toot Suite

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


It’s not the notes you play—
it’s the notes you don’t play.

Miles Davis

As with any quote found online, it's best to mentally place the words "attributed to" before the named source, but I found this one cited in a New York Times article, which makes me tend to believe it.

Davis certainly allowed for empty spaces in much of his music, although a slightly different experience brought the words to mind. 

I recently watched the 1972 film The Harder They Come, which brought back memories of seeing it at the old Pittsburgh Playhouse for the first time decades ago. I had probably heard some reggae music before then, but the movie sparked my interest.

It had been quite a while since I'd listened to the soundtrack album, so I reacquainted myself with that, too. The 1972 LP included a dozen selections (ten songs plus two alternate versions). A recent CD version has eighteen additional tracks, but I prefer the original forty-minute album. The extra material is excellent but unnecessary, and listening to it all in one go became a bit of a slog—the expanded music set was longer than the movie!

Creative work often benefits from economy, whether it's a record album, a painting, a food or cocktail recipe, or a cartoon. Leaving something out can let the remaining ingredients shine brighter.

Of course, I contradict that in my work every day. I try to pare away unnecessary elements, and then look for spots to tuck Bizarro's Secret Symbols into the art. What can I say? I'm a cartoonist, not an absolutist.

The Harder They Come also provided an unexpected pipe pic, which I shot from the TV screen.


This sourpuss is actor Bob Charlton, playing Hilton, a corrupt music producer who shortchanges and exploits Ivan, portrayed by reggae star Jimmy Cliff. Hilton is the only character in the film who smoked tobacco.



I hope this week's cartoons landed in the sweet spot between too much and not enough.


A little-known detail of Greek mythology is that Zeus forged his own cutlery.


Cartoonists will never stop searching for another take on an alien probing gag.

My initial sketch was flawed: The dialog is too wordy, it's not clear who's on the other end of the conversation, the sign on the door is amusing but not quite enough to carry the gag, and the drawing would be difficult to reformat for the strip layout.

Sketch number two (or O2) was a little better. This one was too horizontal to work as a panel, but the new dialog is addressed to the human subject and is just a little disturbing.

The final strip works even better than I'd hoped: As the eye moves left to right, the reader sees the nervous employee, the sign on the door, the long-fingered alien at the desk, and the punchline.

Some compositions are nearly impossible to turn into a conventional strip, which is when we take a ninety-degree turn.


The trickiest aspect of this gag was keeping track of the overlapping word balloons and their tails.



Nobody thinks of Scrooge for the other fifty-one weeks of the year, so I was pleased to feature him in September. This was, of course, based on the works of Carlos Dickens, who runs a killer food truck.

Friday's cartoon is a request to the automotive industry. When I try to do a "1" it sounds like a "6."

It was also the easiest strip conversion of the week.

My apologies for going far beyond dad joke territory. I suppose this is a great-granddad joke.



This Week's Model

Tammi says: I LOVE this shirt. The color is rich, deep red, almost brown. The photo doesn't do it justice. And it's just clever.

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That's the latest from my Little Shop of Humor in Hollywood Gardens, PA. 


See you next week.





Bonus Track
The Maytals: "Sweet and Dandy"
Beverly Records single, 1969



Half of the music in The Harder They Come was written and performed by Jimmy Cliff. The Maytals (later renamed Toots and the Maytals) contributed two songs to the soundtrack: "Pressure Drop" (later covered by the Clash) and this joyful number which I'd completely forgotten. The group is shown performing it in one scene.


Since my recent viewing of the film, I've caught myself singing or humming "Sweet and Dandy" more than a few times.



Bizarro Bonanza