Happy Saturday. We've added quite a few readers and subscribers recently, so I'll begin with an intro for those who have joined us recently.
The blog is a weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I've been writing and drawing the Monday-through-Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018.
Bizarro's creator, Dan Piraro, continues to produce the Sunday Bizarro, which is always a marvelous example of comic art. He's also working on an epic graphic novel, Peyote Cowboy, which is available free online at PeyoteCowboy.net, and will eventually be published as a physical book, on real paper.
I usually begin each post with an image involving a tobacco pipe, in honor of The Pipe of Ambiguity, one of Bizarro's many Secret Symbols. The Secret Symbols are little doodads that we sprinkle here and there in the comics just for fun.
Most of the pipe pics I find online are photos of men in standard authorial/academic poses, so I'm always on the lookout for something different, and this one is a doozy, with its French beatnik vibe.
Our model is American actress and model Vikki Dougan, photographed in Los Angeles in 1957. Ms. Dougan, who is still with us at age 93, only acted in in seven films and a handful of one-shot parts in TV series, but she was a regular in tabloids and gossip columns. She became famous for wearing low-cut backless dresses (earning the nickname, "The Back") and for dating a series of leading men, including Glenn Ford and Frank Sinatra. She supposedly rebuffed overtures from Marlon Brando, Elia Kazan, and Jerry Lewis.
In a New York Times article last year, she expressed frustration over the fact that her clothing overshadowed her acting career, and that she had written a memoir she hoped to publish soon.
Perhaps her memoir will explain how she could possibly have turned down a date with Jerry Lewis.
Unexpected Appearance
I was surprised when friend and fellow cartoonist Jim Horwitz dropped my name into his comic Watson this week.
I was doubly flattered as a daily Wordle player, although using my name as a first guess is a questionable choice on Watson's part.
Jim has a unique style, and I look forward to reading the comic every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Watson can be sweet and sentimental, or dark and strange, sometimes all at once; much like Jim himself.
Watson is unlike any comic strip you've ever seen, and I recommend it highly.
Prior to 2018, Jim and I both wrote gags for Bizarro, and it was Dan who introduced us. Everything is connected, my friends.
Now, let's review the latest gags I've placed in the funny pages.
Monday's panel prompted finger-wagging responses from multiple correctionists, who complained that the cartoon was inaccurate because calico cats are always female (apparently including cats that wear human clothing and play guitar.)
In fact, calico cats are almost exclusively female, but male calicos can exist as a result of genetic irregularities, such as having a second X chromosome. Mutations aside, there's nothing in the drawing that specifically signals gender. Those expert opinions were built on faulty assumptions.
My main concern was whether to use the letter "L" once (as in "calico") or twice (as in "Metallica.) I decided to go with the shorter spelling.
I tried to make the doctor look a little like my cartoonist hero, Virgil Partch.
That wraps up another week of words and pictures from your cartoonist. Be sure to visit Dan Piraro's blog for his weekly report, along with the aforementioned Sunday Bizarro page.
RIP Anne D. Bernstein
L-R, Scott Stowell, Carmen Morais, Anne D. Bernstein, Irwin Chusid, Wayno Pen Top Bar, New York, May 1999 |
I loved talking about comics and music with her, and always learned something while laughing.
Thanks again, Anne. Rest peacefully.
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I wasn't aware the Drifters were recording in 1946. Perhaps you meant 1964?
ReplyDeleteYou’re correct, Pat. Thanks for the alert! I’ve corrected the typo.
DeleteAs a dog lover/rescuer, I like to read as many 'dog-related' comics as I can - thanks for the WATSON link.
ReplyDeletePooper-scoopers don't squeak; they clack clack clack. Very annoying if it isn't in your own yard '-)
The first - and last - time I tried to rescue a c*t (calico), I ended up in ER with bites and scratches. I decided then and there to stick with dogs; in all my years of rescuing them, I've never been bitten or scratched.
Sorry to hear of your bad cat experience, and thank you for rescuing dogs over the years.
DeleteWe’ve been lucky to have lived with gentle and affectionate felines over the years.
Sorry to hear that Andrea. Although I've had a time or two with an ornery cat, I've been pretty successful, especially since the house overrun with rescues. We set up an outdoor shelter for the ferals and strays, where we TNR the ones we can catch and find homes for the ones that are willing. The local vet offered a discount before the city started paying for the procedures.
ReplyDeleteAre you aware of the song The Limeliters sang about Vikki?
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/Hie9muEMWEw
I am now! Thanks, Tony. I knew nothing about her until I ran across the photo.
DeleteRegarding Virgil Partch: I've always liked his Work, first seeing it via the Sunday funniest (Big George) in the 50's & 60's. While I was in the Army back in 1980, I acquired a paperback copy of the book he published in 1952 about his time in the Army (loaded with GREAT cartoons!); wish I still had that book. Even more interesting was the time I actually saw him on the old Grouchy Marx show "You bet your life"; Groucho was talking to random people in the live audience, and he just by chance fixed on a 30-something man who introduced himself as Virgil Partch. Grouchy asked him what he did, and he simply replied he was a cartoonist, with no elaboration. This particular show was originally broadcast in '51 or '52, so he probably hadn't yet hit it big and was still relatively unknown, given the lack of reaction to his name and profession at the time. What really threw me was how much he resembled his cartoons! I saw this show on one of the cable networks back around 1991, so Mr. Patch had already passed away. I had never seen him in photo or film before seeing that old TV show...
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing your love for Virgil’s work. His best stuff still knocks me out.
DeleteI bet the book you had was “Armed Farces.” It’s pretty easy to find at a reasonable price.
Vikki Dougan was also the subject of a song by The Limeliters which I share with you now.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hie9muEMWEw
Thanks! You know how much I enjoy discovering music!
DeleteThe Vikki Dougan song is on the 1961 album "The Slightly Fabulous" Limeliters."
ReplyDeleteIt has a very witty introduction by Lou Gottlieb. It was how I first learned of the manifest charms of Miss Dougan. Thanks for the memories. I'm now off to the Tip Jar.
Until I recently started checking out the tunes on yr weekly blog I had always considered Bobby Goldsboro's'68 "The Straight Life" to be the worst pop song ever recorded. I know know that i was woefully uninformed. Keep those tunes & cartoons comin'!
ReplyDeleteDave Kob
Lancaster, PA