Saturday, March 29, 2025

Cranking the Tunes

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Twice five syllables,
Plus seven, can't say much—but...
That's haiku for you.
Douglas Hofstadter

This haiku about haiku comes from Hofstadter's 1985 book Metamagical Themas, which collects columns he wrote for Scientific American. I'm tackling it based on a blog comment from a few weeks ago.

I'm enjoying much of the book. The first section, which explores self-referential texts, got me thinking differently about a gag I was working on, and I'm pleased with the finished cartoon.

Some of the columns are far over my head, such as the detailed explanations (with diagrams!) of the construction of the Rubik's Cube and algorithms to apply when solving the puzzle. I admire Hofstadter's ability to quantify and explain such things, but I had to skip past those sections as they hurt my head.

I like a challenge, and this book is a big one. After this, I'll need some literary comfort food. Perhaps I'll pull this old favorite from the shelf:


John Peck, known professionally as The Mad Peck, died earlier this month at age 83. With Les Daniels, he coauthored COMIX, one of the first serious book-length histories of comics. I encountered it as a teenager and flipped my lid. 

Peck's comics, particularly his mock advertisements, were influential on a certain young cartoonist-to-be, and I look forward to getting reacquainted with them. He was a pioneer of underground comix and created many classic rock music concert posters in the 1960s and 1970s.

I recommend Steven Heller's recent column on Peck in PRINT.



Today's pipe pic is a self-portrait by the American painter John Steuart Curry (1879-1946).


Curry is considered one of the three most significant painters of American Regionalism, along with Grant Wood and Thomas Hart Benton. His most famous work, the mural Tragic Prelude, was the subject of great controversy when he painted it for the Kansas State Capitol building.

You may be familiar with Tragic Prelude, as a segment of it was used as the cover art for the band Kansas's 1974 self-titled album.

Curry's self-portrait was suggested to me by Bizarro reader John H, who said he was 
sitting in a bar, middle of Missouri, arguing with my spouse about regionalist artists and came upon this. Barely made out the pipe.
Thanks to John H for the image and the backstory on spotting it. We have such a fascinating and well-informed community of readers. How many cartoonists get emails from someone who thought of their comic while discussing historic American regional artists?



Single-panel cartoons are like haiku in their simplicity and brevity. Others may say they're the punk rock 45s of the funny pages. Judge for yourself as we review this week's Bizarro gags.


Don't you love a restaurant with a strolling jack-in-the-boxer?

When I wrote and drew this one, I was playfully suggesting that finger painting is digital art since fingers are digits. Looking at it now, I find myself stuck in a logic loop. An Etch-a-Sketch drawing is mechanically assisted, so it's digital-adjacent, and smears of paint on paper are about as analog as it gets, yet the joke makes a certain kind of sense, too.

Perhaps it's best to move on.

This translates as, "I was expecting someone wackier."

Caricatures are tricky unless you're doing a caricature of a cartoon figure, as I did in this panel. (Is a caricature of a cartoon analogous to a haiku about haiku?)

An upcoming gag includes Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star TrekIf Bizarro's art style were simpler, I might have drawn a generic person with Spock's distinctive haircut and pointed ears wearing the Star Trek uniform. Those visual clues would tell the reader who it was. 

I wanted to get close to an actual likeness, so I did a rough pencil sketch, scanned it, then digitally moved and resized parts of the face and added black lines.

The second image was better, and I refined it further when drawing the final art for the gag.


It isn't great, but it's not embarrassing, either.

Last year, I wrote in my Substack newsletter about working as a magazine illustrator and regularly having to create caricatures of show business folks. 

I tip my hat to colleagues who consistently do funny, recognizable caricatures. You know who you are!

If this were a piece of gallery art, I'd have trouble deciding between two titles:

Unintended Consequences
and
Some Procedures are Too Successful

Congratulations to the unseen character in Friday's panel for ticking all the boxes.

This one could have run on Friday since it's Lent, or Fish Fry Season as secularists might prefer.

Thanks for checking out my ramblings. If you like the blog, come back next week for more of the same.

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Bonus Track

Joe Jackson: "Fools in Love"
From Look Sharp!
A&M Records, 1979




This is not the song referred to in Monday's panel.


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Saturday, March 22, 2025

What a Tool

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Greetings from Bizarro Studios North as we welcome the arrival of Spring. 

I had a productive work week despite violating my practice of staying at home on "school nights" not once but twice to hear live music. Both performances differed from my usual fare: Celtic roots rock and classical piano with a symphony orchestra.

I felt energized and focused when I started working the morning after each show. 

Our first visit to New Orleans in the early 1980s came to mind. We ate at the Palm Court Cafe, which featured traditional jazz. My only prior exposure was corny watered-down TV variety show "Dixieland" music. But being in an intimate room and watching the unspoken communication between seasoned players, and sensing the joy they felt was a revelation. At that point, I "got it," and traditional jazz is now one of my mainstays.

It's always worthwhile to experience accomplished musicians playing material they love, even if it's not something you usually listen to at home.

Although I know it's beneficial to shake up the daily routine once in a while, I sometimes need to be reminded, as I was this week.



Today's pipe pic comes from my friend Tom W.


In the opening scene of the film Holiday Inn, Bing Crosby sports a necktie with a wild pipe pattern.

Tom also contributed a charming family photo of his mom wearing her brother's World War II army gear. That shot was featured on the blog in 2021.

Thanks to local boy Tom W. for both photos and being a good pal.



I hope there's a healthy dose of the unusual in the latest batch of Bizarro panels.


We got the obligatory Saint Patrick's Day gag out of the way on Monday.

That could be my test paper on the teacher's desk.

This panel evoked a memory of my Junior High shop teacher. When familiarizing us with the various tools we were to use, he held one up and said, "This is a bastard file."


It was neither necessary nor wise for Mister P. to use the full name of this item in front of a bunch of adolescents. "File" alone would have sufficed, and I suspect it was a test to see what sort of kids he'd be dealing with for the year.

He didn't have to wait long. One of my bolder classmates raised a hand and asked, "Where can you buy one of those bastards?" We didn't learn a thing after that.


Apparently, the bastard file has coarse teeth for quick, rough shaping. A file with medium teeth is called a second cut, and the finest is called smooth. Whoever named that bastard was asking for trouble.

Speaking of trouble, Wednesday's panel was quite challenging to draw, but I was pleased with the result.

The strip layout required more rearrangement than a typical gag. The night after I finished it, I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep because I wanted to change the bunny picture in the upper left corner, obsessing over it being "wrong" because it was oriented in agreement with the window beside it.

I altered the strip first thing in the morning and felt calmer after making the change.

Oddly, I wasn't upset that the front door, barista, and bus stop sign were aligned similarly.

The old guard always resents the young lions.

At the end, Pete smashes his violin.


Yesterday I learned that in 1970, Pete Townshend put on a posh accent and introduced their new work as "Thomas." It's another case of art imitating Live at Leeds (as heard on the five-disc Fortieth Anniversary Super Deluxe Edition).


We're always looking for a way to make another Magritte joke.

This gag was inspired by an episode of the YouTube series Tasting History, a favorite at our place. The host, Max Miller, makes historic recipes while providing historical context. I recommend it!


That's the latest from my Little Shop of Humor. Drop by next week for more cartoons and commentary.


Bonus Track

The Who: "In The Hall of the Mountain King"
From The Who Sell Out
Track Records, 1967


Sell Out showed the Who to be both a pop group and a Pop Art group. Their take on Edvard Grieg is, dare I say, classic.


A Bucketful of Bizarro Baloney

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Corned Beef & Baggage

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
Brendan Behan

Top o' the mornin' to you, Jazz Pickles. Since it's the weekend before Saint Patrick's Day, we open with a simply stated but deeply truthful quote from Irish author Brendan Behan. I must admit that my knowledge of Irish literature is limited. I have read Behan's autobiographical novel Borstal Boy, based on his experiences in a borstal (a prison for youthful offenders). I also struggled through James Joyce's Ulysses while attending college, though it took several attempts, and my compression level was below five percent.

I enjoy Irish food, art, music, and films and have a special appreciation for perfectly poured Guinness. 

We observe St. Patrick's Day quietly, with an Irish meal prepared at home. This is not for religious reasons but because we're happy for any excuse to have a special dinner, although my spouse does have some Irish ancestry. Also, I'm too old for drunken frat party-style celebrations.

If you observe the day, I wish you the best. 

I want to become more familiar with Irish literature.



Today's nautical pipe pic comes from Bizarro reader Alaric M. of Lowell, MA.


We have no information other than the photo, but it's a winning image. I don't know how large or small it is. It would make a lovely lapel pin, and I've been referring to it as the Bronze Lobsterman. 

Thanks to Alaric for sharing another fine pipe pic.

UPDATE: Faithful Jazz Pickle Danielle A. identified this as a brass ashtray designed by an artist named Mike Keeler, and issued by the Keeler Brass Company. The image is said to have been inspired by Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea. I looked into it and found that there are multiple versions of this item, which vary slightly in appearance. The one in our photo may or may not be an "authentic Keeler." 

It's a terrific design, but I'd feel awful stubbing out a cigarette butt in this fellow's face.



Let's see if there's anything worth celebrating in this week's Bizarro cartoons.


I may have taken some prehistoric liberties when casting this cartoon, which was published on my youngest brother's birthday. Happy birthday from one fossil to another!

Speaking of ancient history, we went out on a limb with this reference to a 1960s sitcom. Gilligan seems to transcend generations.

This one necessitated a vertical strip layout.

The irony isn't lost on me; people viewing this panel online also see targeted ads.


The therapist should also address the patient's apparent vestiphobia.

I'd like to think that Bizarro is the first newspaper comic to reference Iggy Pop, but if you know of another one, go ahead and burst my bubble.

UPDATE: Thanks to sharp-eyed Greg S, who found that my good pal and Mark Parisi did an Iggy Pop gag in his award-winning Off the Mark comic back in 2017!


I'm relieved that at least mine wasn't the same gag as Mark's!

The collection plate accepts PayPal, Venmo, and Zelle.

This batch concludes with a leftover from January's Vampyre Week.

I recently saw another vampire cartoon with the caption NOSFERATUTU. Worse, it was done by a good friend, Teresa Roberts Logan, who has an excellent cartoon feature called Laughing Redhead. Worse still, she did her comic in 2021! At least the two aren't precisely the same...

Fortunately, she was very understanding about this type of occurrence, which happens to all of us from both directions. It's still embarrassing, though!

Check out Teresa's Nosferatutu gag here

Oh, yes. My friend TRL is also a hilarious standup comicIf she's in your area, don't miss her.

That's the latest from my Little Shop of Humor. Drop by next week for more cartoons and commentary.


Bonus Track #1

The Undertones: "Teenage Kicks"
Originally 45 released in 1978 by Good Vibrations Records



Every year around this time, I like to share legendary BBC disk jockey John Peel's favorite song of all time.



Bonus Track #2

Iggy Pop: "Five Foot One"
From the LP New Values
Arista Records, 1979


"Five Foot One" is among my favorites of Iggy's post-Stooges recordings. As a fellow of below-average height, I appreciate the sentiment, and as a music lover, it's a great tune and performance. 
He's a bit taller than 5'1", but in person, we'd see eye to eye.


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