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Saturday, August 02, 2025

Thinking Outside the Bubble

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno 


I have always found it interesting that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.
Tom Lehrer (1928-2025)

Tom Lehrer, the mathematics professor who wrote satirical and humorous songs like "The Vatican Rag," "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park," and "So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)," died on July 26 at the age of 97.

Lehrer's lyrics were sharp, witty, and dark, while the music was jaunty, upbeat, and catchy as hell. His total output consisted of 37 songs written over approximately 20 years, which may not be a large quantity, but the work was consistently excellent.

In 2022, undoubtedly aware that he wouldn't be around forever and having no family or heirs, Lehrer donated all of his music and lyrics to the Public Domain, meaning that anyone could use his material in any way they wished.

If the quote above is indeed something he said, he had little tolerance for plagiarists. Cartoonists are well aware of intellectual property theft and experience it every day. It's ridiculously simple to steal a cartoon image online and remove the artist's name. That's galling enough, but some miscreants also alter the text to fit their political loyalty or worldview.

Pointing out violations to people who (perhaps) innocently share bastardized cartoons sometimes results in them removing the offending image, but once something's out there and replicated thousands of times, it's impossible to catch them all. 

Often, when someone is notified that they're wrongly sharing a human being's art without proper attribution, they'll say something like, "Hey, you should be grateful for the exposure!"

It's 2025, and we've all been using the internet for around thirty years now. Everyone knows that it's wrong to steal, but what can you do about it? I don't have an answer, but every once in a while, I feel the need to howl into the windstorm, if only to get it out of my system.

Getting back to Tom Lehrer, I first heard one of his records while I was in high school, in a course called World Cultures. At the time, I didn't fully appreciate our teacher, who introduced us to the world beyond our rural Pennsylvania community. Some of our class projects involved preparing and sharing foods from different countries, and we covered a wide range of topics, including music.

I recall our teacher setting up one of those suitcase record players to play Tom Lehrer songs, and then explaining the meanings behind them. I wish I had been more open to learning opportunities, instead of sitting in the back of the room cracking wise. Despite myself, I memorized most of the words to "Lobachevsky," Lehrer's takedown of academic plagiarism, and I still love that tune.

I'm projecting a message into the universe for Mr. Ullman, my old World Cultures teacher: 
Thanks for broadening my horizons and putting up with my crap. You did a good job under often trying circumstances.
While I'm at it, I'll send ethereal thanks to Tom Lehrer for showing that it's possible to produce art while also working in an unrelated field. I've done it in the past, and it's not easy. I'm grateful to be working on a single career that I absolutely love.



I swiped today's pipe pic from artist Tom Neely's BlueSky account.



The panel came from an issue of Flippity & Flop, a DC Comics publication that ran from 1952 to 1960. The comic was based on a 1946-47 Columbia Pictures animated series, featuring a canary (Flippity, originally named Flippy), a cat (Flop), and a dog (Sam). 

Though similar, the series of four Flippy & Flop cartoons pre-dated Warner Bros.' Tweety & Sylvester cartoons.

Tom Neely's BlueSky account appears to have been abandoned, but he's active on Instagram as @iwilldestroytom.





After two weeks of musical gags ("Now Playing on AI Radio"), we're back to our usual assortment of random comical topics.


I'd like to thank a particular reader who contacted me to point out a punctuation error I made in a Bizarro gag a year ago. I got in touch with them and let them know that I corrected the panel in the archives. Since then, we've had occasional and quite cordial correspondence, some of which partly inspired this new panel.

At least the kid isn't being embarrassed in public.

There have been countless jokes about complicated coffee drink orders, but I couldn't find a prior occurrence of "dehyphenated" coffee. That's my style of drink: a well-made espresso in a ceramic demitasse.

Thursday's panel plays with the visual vocabulary of comics and is a hat-tip to the late Mort Walker. Walker created the Beetle Bailey comic, which will soon celebrate its 75th anniversary. He also wrote The Lexicon of Comicana, a book about the symbols and conventions of cartooning. A new edition of The Lexicon is being published in September, and it will include panels by both Dan Piraro and me as illustrative examples.

Update: A helpful blog reader recommends Bookshop.org as a source for those who aren't interested in further enriching a certain baldheaded greed monster.

We've all had this conversation, haven't we?

Desperation is the mother of folly.

That concludes this week of normal Bizarro comics, whatever "normal" is for us. Drop by again next Saturday to see what sort of shenanigans we put out there into the world.


New BizarroWear


The Comics Kingdom Shop has released a new line of Bizarro tees and baseball caps.

Due to popular demand, in addition to white, black, and gray t-shirts, we're offering several supersaturated colors. The ultra-bright colors are available in all sizes except XS, 4X, and 5X.


You can choose from five different "Eye Heart" designs showcasing your favorite Secret Symbol.

We're also working on adding V-neck tees to the shop.

As always, we’d love to see a photo of you modeling your BizarroWear to share with our readers!



Bonus Track

Tom Lehrer: "Lobachevsky"
from Songs by Tom Lehrer
Originally released on Songs By Tom Lehrer
Lehrer Records 10" LP, 1953


If you'd like to sing along, you can view the lyrics or download a PDF here.



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Saturday, February 08, 2025

Maintaining a Level Head

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Buckminster Fuller

Over the years, I've developed a limited capacity with technology. I use Photoshop daily to make comics, mainly to clean up and color analog art and format it for print and online publication.

If Photoshop were a hardware store the size of a city block, I'd be the guy happily working with a wooden yardstick and a couple of screwdrivers.

Last month, I made a simple comics process video using my computer. It turned out all right, considering I was manipulating files while narrating in real time via my display's built-in microphone. It sounded a little muffled and boomy, but it did the job. 

Next week, I'm scheduled to live-stream a video chat with my colleague Jamar Nicholas and his partners Mike Manley and Steve Conley on their YouTube channel, Pencil to Pencil. After Jamar invited me, I invested in a separate microphone for improved sound.

The mic remained untouched for three weeks after arriving. On Wednesday, I unboxed it, set it up, and made test recordings. The echo feature was maxed out, making my first attempt sound like I was trapped in a well.

Eventually, I adjusted the settings to where it made decent recordings, and I felt an unjustified sense of accomplishment.

The conversation with Jamar, Mike, and Steve will be archived on the Pencil to Pencil channel. If it's not too embarrassing, I'll share a link.

My fingers are crossed that my work area won't require any new attachments for a while.

Bucky Fuller has been dead for over forty years. I wonder what he would think of this century's technology.



This week's pipe pic is a cheerful Boris Karloff, photographed around 1936.


This would have been five years after Karloff appeared in Frankenstein. His portrayal of the monster is my default image.



Let's review my latest analog-to-digital creations.


Speaking of Boris Karloff's iconic role, Monday's gag imagined a monstrous visit to the barbershop for the ultimate flattop style.


Quite a few people assumed that the barber was based on the Floyd Lawson character from The Andy Griffith Show, and there is some resemblance.

The model was, in fact, movie makeup artist Jack Pearce, who designed the makeup for James Whale's Frankenstein. Maybe Pearce and Floyd were distant cousins.


The Grammar Police were off-duty on Tuesday, but the Spelling Police were out making traffic stoops.


No music is required, either.

Hey, it works for the human recruits.

Long ago, I worked in a traditional office setting and was given assignments that made less sense. There's a level of corporate management that doesn't produce, plan, or direct anything of consequence. They feel the need to create meaningless activities and tasks for those reporting to them, believing that this justifies their salaries.

When a large number of American citizens switched to remote work and were shown to be more productive than they were in the office, the in-betweeners collectively panicked and scheduled countless video chats and conference calls to appear to be doing something.

Having experienced that in the past, I truly realize how lucky I am to be working from my home studio drawing cartoons for you.


As long as they continue to hold tiebreaker votes, they can't do any harm to the rest of the world.
 


Bonus Track

Tom Waits: "Tango Till They're Sore"
From the Rain Dogs LP
Island Records, 1985


Rain Dogs is one of my favorite albums in Waits's discography. My pal Ralph Carney played on it long before we met, though he didn't appear on this particular song.


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Saturday, February 01, 2025

The Power of Uncertainty

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


Uncertainty is the essential, inevitable, and all-pervasive companion to your desire to make art. And tolerance for uncertainty is the prerequisite to succeeding.
David Bayles, Art & Fear


I haven't read David Bayles's book Art & Fear: Observations on the Perils (and Rewards) of Artmaking, so I can't comment on it as a whole, but the quote will make sense to artists of all stripes.

People who are supremely confident in everything they do are not to be trusted. Because they never question themselves, they are incapable of or unwilling to imagine that they're ever less than perfect. Examples abound in many areas, but I'll limit myself to the river in which I swim. 

Anyone with an urge to create ought to know that all artists experience the feelings of uncertainty Bayles describes. It's helpful to remember this if you've ever said that you can't draw a straight line (or boil water, whistle a tune, etc.) 

Not everything you make will be perfect, but if you practice any art repeatedly, you're likely to improve, whether or not you ever reach a professional level. 

Creating something, even if no one ever sees or hears it, is an act of self-care and is good for one's overall well-being.

In other words, Have fun making something. You'll feel better when you're done!



I have no uncertainty regarding this week's pipe pic, brought to us by Bizarro reader Jeff W.


Jeff writes:
My wife has an online resale business. One item she acquired last year at an estate sale was this snowman statue. I waited until the weather was more fitting before I shared it with you. The snowman's mixed feelings expression was very fun, along with the mini snowman smoking a full-size pipe.
The character's face does indeed send mixed messages; it's half benevolent and half threatening. Jeff sent the photo in December, but I had so many pictures in the queue that it's only appearing now. But we're still in the winter season, and it's such a fun image it would be appropriate at any time of year.

A tip of the Bizarro headgear to Jeff for recognizing this knickknack as a worthy pipe pic candidate.



Following are the most recent examples of my uncertainty being conquered by the desire to create art—or at least the desire not to miss a deadline.


Any resemblance to an actual cartoonist is purely noncoincidental.



I reversed the layout to fit all of the text (and most of the art) into the strip configuration, although I had to tuck part of the word balloon behind the seatback.

Shortly after drawing this gag, my trusty old task light fell apart. Finding a replacement was time-consuming (and expensive), but I'm back in business and don't have to work by candlelight.



Tuesday's gag salutes frontline art warriors. These brave souls load up their cars and travel to conventions, fairs, shopping malls, and other places to display their work to the public week after week. It's exhausting and sometimes thankless, and I admire everyone who does it.


I've "tabled" many times but rarely do it now. Several years ago, I shared a space with three colleagues at a local comics expo. One attendee breathlessly made the rounds, asking every exhibitor if they were giving anything away for free. After scooping up whatever tchotchkes we had hoped might attract paying customers, he proclaimed, "I just love to support local artists," and scurried away to find his next victims. 



I slipped a reference to my cartoonist hero Virgil Partch into the display of prints based on this 1964 "Big George" panel. Several Bizarro Secret Symbols also appear among our fictional artist's wares.



I hope I didn't accidentally draw an actual Transformers toy here. Does the franchise include an annoyance bot?



The strip version is unconventional, with the word balloons separating the characters, but it works well enough.


Not every 19th-century prospector hopped around cackling, "Gold! Gold!"

Subscribers to my newsletter saw a preview of this gag in November. I temporarily removed the text to see how it worked as a standalone composition. Perhaps this version will someday appear in a Bizarro coloring book.

Friday's panel shows an artist having an audience with the Poblano.

The drawing is based on a painting of Michelangelo and Pope Julius II by Anastasio Fontebuoni (1571-1626) for no reason other than my compulsion to research this sort of thing.

We closed out the week and began February with a silly visual pun. Hey, if an hourglass is a thing, why not an hourmug?
 


Bonus Viewing

Marianne Faithfull: "Broken English"
From the Broken English LP
Island Records, 1979


The other day, news broke of Marianne Faitfull's death at the age of 78. Broken English, her 1979 comeback album, departed from her earlier recordings. A hard life had changed her voice from light and breathy to deep, dark, and ragged. With its pulsing electronic backing punctuated by sparse guitar stings, the title song was shocking and powerful. The entire album stands up 46 years later, including a haunting cover of John Lennon's "Working Class Hero."


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