This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
AI agents... are largely bad to use,
especially now, and in most all contexts. Their dangers are
environmental, economic, and existential. As a "tool" they are far too
destructive. ~Frank Elavsky
The epigraph above summarizes Frank's premise, but I recommend reading the whole treatise. It's more than convincingly damning and makes a solid case for humanity.
Mr. Elavsky is not only a brilliant researcher but also a creative and kind person, which I know firsthand because he's one of my neighbors.
I hope you enjoy Frank's post and consider all that he has to say.
This week's pipe pic is an elegant shot of music critic Ralph J. Gleason, looking rather Sherlockian.
Bizarro field correspondent Nate D. brought this one to my attention in January, writing:
I’m reading a fantastic book called Three Shades of Blue: Miles Davis John Coltrane Bill Evans and the Lost Empire of Cool. Ralph J. Gleason came up so I went to his wiki and saw this photo.
Thanks to Nate for the image and for recommending the fascinating book on three important musicians.
As always, this week's Bizarro gags were created without the use of artificial intelligence.
Monday's panel adds to the familiar phrase, "Check your ego at the door."
Tuesday's gag featured sour, surly streamers.
Moving from "id" to "ID" in two days, we peek in at some joker trying to buy alcohol.
The character's outfit was based on a vintage playing card design.
Later, these two closed down the Diminutive Distillery.
We once looked at a home on a nearby one-way street, across from a schoolyard, but we decided there was too much traffic noise. We were relieved to have walked away from it when, a few years later, a bunch of tennis courts were retrofitted for pickleball.
Every occupation has its hazards.
That's a wrap on another week of words & pictures from Bizarro Studios North. Drop by next Saturday to see what shenanigans we come up with.
Bonus Track
Bob Dylan: "Jokerman"
Live on Late Night With David Letterman
CBS-TV, March 22, 1984
Dylan delivers an energetic performance backed by Los Angeles punk trio The Plugz (who later became The Cruzados).
Trivia note: Plugz guitarist Tito Larriva was also an actor whose first role was in the 1981 Pee-wee Herman Show, playing a smart-aleck kid named Hammy.
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This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and nasty about a new
medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness
of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit—all of these will be
cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of
failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of
control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The
distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium
supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the
sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it.
The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the
excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to
record them. Brian Eno
That lengthy passage comes from Brian Eno's fascinating book A Year of Swollen Appendices: Brian Eno's Diary, 1995. It's been popping up on my social feeds lately, with some people erroneously applying it to artificial intelligence.
I don't consider AI a medium any more than larceny, fraud, or plagiarism, but there's certainly plenty that's weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and nasty about it. The effortless thievery and gluttonous energy consumption come immediately to mind.
Recently, some anonymous accounts on YouTube and TikTok have been scooping up editorial cartoons made by humans, feeding them through AI to redraw them, and then uploading video compilations to generate ad revenue. The cartoonists are fighting back and have made some headway, but it looks like the makings of an endless battle.
I ask you to avoid using AI to try to make art of any kind, even as a fun diversion, because every time someone does that, it's one more lesson to train the virtual vacuum to suck up and imitate more of humankind's creative works.
Instead, please support and enjoy the artistic gifts offered by actual human beings. You could do worse than checking out Eno's Diary. Many of the diary entries refer the reader to one of the book's (swollen) appendices, which consist of more formal essays, letters, articles, or other items related to the events in the author's daily life.
Another book made from a diary I thoroughly enjoyed was Michael Palin's Diaries 1969–1979: The Python Years. Palin is a dedicated diarist (at least four volumes of his diaries are available) and has also written a dozen travel books.
As a snotty adolescent, Monty Python's Flying Circus landed in the US at the perfect time. I had learned about them slightly earlier thanks to the excellent stock of imported LPs at the Heads Together record shop in Pittsburgh's Squirrel Hill neighborhood and was primed when our local PBS station picked up the show.
My first thought when I read Eno's observation was the beautifully grubby textures of old-fashioned letterpress beer coasters.
This item is from the Bizarro Studios North archive. To fully appreciate the spectacular imperfections of the letterpress medium, take a closer look.
The off-register halftone dots! The blue jacket overprinted on Bert's sweater! The yellowed pulp! I may burst into tears here.
While I pull myself together, here's this week's pipe pic, a Macanudo comic strip by my colleague and friend Liniers.
Thanks to Dan M., a good friend of Bizarro for sharing the delightful comic by the equally delightful Liniers.
All the gags you are about to read were created without artificial intelligence.
Monday's panel takes place just prior to the invention of optional rustproofing.
Alternative Roman history.
If nothing else, it's a creative explanation for neglecting to refresh the moth crystals.
Real-life examples for sale, and some of the models in the listings look even more pretentious than my comic character.
Fortunately Canada Five-1 never got off the ground.
Everybody loves to hear a halftime dirge played by a funereal marching band. Ask not for whom the cymbals clash...
Other badges are awarded for Vegetable Avoidance and Snot Rocketry.
That's it for the latest batch of handmade digital cartoons from Bizarro Studios North. See you next week with more of the same.
Bonus Track
Sammy Davis, Jr.: "You Can Count on Me"
Twentieth Century Records, 1976
I can add nothing in the way of commentary. You simply have to hear it.
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This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
Greetings from Bizarro Studios North, where the cartoon sausage is made. Recently, I put in some longer hours to get extra distance between myself and our neverending deadlines, and I have had some success.
I'm using the breathing room to prepare for a rare side gig later this month: I'm scheduled to give a talk for the Pittsburgh Society of Illustrators about my prior illustration career and discuss how I ended up doing Bizarro. I've written my script and am starting to assemble a PowerPoint deck. After that, I'll review them and try to make the presentation as non-boring as possible. Wish me luck. You know how I can ramble on about cartooning...
Who knows, there may be some material I can share in the blog or newsletter.
Today's pipe pic comes to you courtesy of Bizarro reader Grieg T.
Grieg writes:
I found these at a local auction. "Fun for all ages." These kiddies look dazed: the girl—and the boy—with far away eyes. But they look happy!
Big Bizarro thanks to Grieg for this relic from the good old days, when the young ones had toys to model adult addictive behaviors.
I'll include a few recent cartoons in my presentation to the illustrators' group, based partly on their Instagram popularity. If you have any particular favorites from the year so far, let me know what they are.
Meanwhile, here's the latest batch of words & pictures.
Health-conscious ghosts avoid sugary cereals such as Boo-Berry.
Did you know that Oscar Wilde's gothic horror novel was based on an ancestor of his who was a marotte carver?
If the customer had requested "ranch dressing on the side," Henri would have pulled up a chair.
For our international readers, ranch dressing is an odd American item developed in the 1950s, and some citizens consider it a staple.
In early 2024, while enjoying a wonderful Lunar New Year dinner at our favorite Chinese restaurant, we overheard patrons at a nearby table express disappointment that ranch dressing wasn't available to go with their menu items. The inevitable follow-up question? "How about ketchup?"
This panel arrived less than a week after our previous clown-based gag. We have a reputation to uphold.
Friday's panel takes place in a lab that conducts some major league research.
According to Urban Dictionary, hyberdating describes "a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them."
That wraps up Week 20 of the year 2025. We'll return next Saturday with more of this material if that interests you.
Bonus Track
Dave Bartholomew: "The Monkey"
Imperial Records 78/45, 1957
Dave Bartholomew, who lived to be 100, was a major figure in New Orleans music and American popular music in general. He was a bandleader, composer, musician, vocalist, producer and arranger. Bartholomew co-wrote, arranged, and produced many of Fats Domino's big hits, and his band backed Domino on records and onstage.
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This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.
Wayno
I know you’ve heard it a thousand times before. But it’s true—hard work pays off. If you want to be good, you have to practice, practice, practice. If you don’t love something, then don’t do it. Ray Bradbury
Ray Bradbury knew what he was talking about. Practicing something you love, doing it repeatedly, and learning from the inevitable mistakes is rewarding. And sometimes, with perseverance and luck, other people who do your thing may tell you you're doing an okay job. When your work is recognized by peers, it's truly gratifying.
I experienced that feeling the other day when I learned that I'm a finalist for the National Cartoonists Society's Silver Reuben Award in the Best Newspaper Panel division for Bizarro comics published in 2024.
My fellow nominees are the excellent cartoonists Dave Blazek (Loose Parts) and Bill Whitehead (Free Range). Dave is also up for THE Reuben, the NCS Award for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year, so I'm in excellent company with Dave and Bill.
The awards will be presented at the annual NCS meeting in August, but being included among the nominees is an honor in itself.
This week's pipe pic is a profile shot of actor Adrian Brody.
When watching the SAG Awards in January, Bizarro buddy Frank V. captured this image from his TV screen.
A tip of the old porkpie to Frank for grabbing the shot and sending it our way.
Let me know if I should hold onto any of these gags for next year's awards submissions.
Monday's panel exhibits a few layers of reflexivity.
Does sylvan defecation count?
On Wednesday, I cast three inanimate objects as characters in a gag.
I mistakenly thought it would be an easy conversion for the strip and planned to swap the percolator and teapot, placing the word balloon on the left end of the layout. However, when I tried it, the top half of the percolator was out of frame. The gag doesn't work if the glass knob on top isn't visible.
I had to devise an unconventional layout to fit all three characters and the word balloon.
Oh, hell, not again.
Regular blog readers know that I reserve the Friday slot for my favorite panel of the week and that I love coming up with a wordless gag. Creating an image that immediately follows or precedes something happening is also satisfying. A drawing of Ronald McDonald being beaten with an iron skillet wouldn't be funny, even to people who dislike clowns. But when we know it's about to happen, we find that amusing. The human brain is fascinating and weird.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually a thing.
That's another week of Bizarro in the books. We'll return next Saturday with a fresh batch of words and pictures for you.
Also, happy Mother's Day to all moms out there, whether your children are human, canine, feline, or any other variety.
Bonus Track
Hoagy Carmichael: "Baltimore Oriole"
from Hoagy Sings Carmichael Pacific Jazz Records, 1957
At Bizarro Studios North, we're fans of the great American songwriter Hoagy Carmichael.
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