Saturday, September 07, 2024

Toot Suite

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


It’s not the notes you play—
it’s the notes you don’t play.

Miles Davis

As with any quote found online, it's best to mentally place the words "attributed to" before the named source, but I found this one cited in a New York Times article, which makes me tend to believe it.

Davis certainly allowed for empty spaces in much of his music, although a slightly different experience brought the words to mind. 

I recently watched the 1972 film The Harder They Come, which brought back memories of seeing it at the old Pittsburgh Playhouse for the first time decades ago. I had probably heard some reggae music before then, but the movie sparked my interest.

It had been quite a while since I'd listened to the soundtrack album, so I reacquainted myself with that, too. The 1972 LP included a dozen selections (ten songs plus two alternate versions). A recent CD version has eighteen additional tracks, but I prefer the original forty-minute album. The extra material is excellent but unnecessary, and listening to it all in one go became a bit of a slog—the expanded music set was longer than the movie!

Creative work often benefits from economy, whether it's a record album, a painting, a food or cocktail recipe, or a cartoon. Leaving something out can let the remaining ingredients shine brighter.

Of course, I contradict that in my work every day. I try to pare away unnecessary elements, and then look for spots to tuck Bizarro's Secret Symbols into the art. What can I say? I'm a cartoonist, not an absolutist.

The Harder They Come also provided an unexpected pipe pic, which I shot from the TV screen.


This sourpuss is actor Bob Charlton, playing Hilton, a corrupt music producer who shortchanges and exploits Ivan, portrayed by reggae star Jimmy Cliff. Hilton is the only character in the film who smoked tobacco.



I hope this week's cartoons landed in the sweet spot between too much and not enough.


A little-known detail of Greek mythology is that Zeus forged his own cutlery.


Cartoonists will never stop searching for another take on an alien probing gag.

My initial sketch was flawed: The dialog is too wordy, it's not clear who's on the other end of the conversation, the sign on the door is amusing but not quite enough to carry the gag, and the drawing would be difficult to reformat for the strip layout.

Sketch number two (or O2) was a little better. This one was too horizontal to work as a panel, but the new dialog is addressed to the human subject and is just a little disturbing.

The final strip works even better than I'd hoped: As the eye moves left to right, the reader sees the nervous employee, the sign on the door, the long-fingered alien at the desk, and the punchline.

Some compositions are nearly impossible to turn into a conventional strip, which is when we take a ninety-degree turn.


The trickiest aspect of this gag was keeping track of the overlapping word balloons and their tails.



Nobody thinks of Scrooge for the other fifty-one weeks of the year, so I was pleased to feature him in September. This was, of course, based on the works of Carlos Dickens, who runs a killer food truck.

Friday's cartoon is a request to the automotive industry. When I try to do a "1" it sounds like a "6."

It was also the easiest strip conversion of the week.

My apologies for going far beyond dad joke territory. I suppose this is a great-granddad joke.



This Week's Model

Tammi says: I LOVE this shirt. The color is rich, deep red, almost brown. The photo doesn't do it justice. And it's just clever.

Get your Bizarro tees from the Comics Kingdom Shop. 


If you’d like to show off your shirt, send your picture to: WaynoCartoons(at)gmail(dot)com. 


[By sending your photo, you permit us to share it online. Readers will be identified only by first name, last initial, and city.]


Whether or not you send a picture, we truly appreciate your support!


That's the latest from my Little Shop of Humor in Hollywood Gardens, PA. 


See you next week.





Bonus Track
The Maytals: "Sweet and Dandy"
Beverly Records single, 1969



Half of the music in The Harder They Come was written and performed by Jimmy Cliff. The Maytals (later renamed Toots and the Maytals) contributed two songs to the soundtrack: "Pressure Drop" (later covered by the Clash) and this joyful number which I'd completely forgotten. The group is shown performing it in one scene.


Since my recent viewing of the film, I've caught myself singing or humming "Sweet and Dandy" more than a few times.



Bizarro Bonanza


  

Saturday, August 31, 2024

Okay, Boomerang

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



It’s been a wild week since our last entry, and I have a lot of work to catch up on, so let’s head straight to today’s pipe pic.


It's one of Seymour Chwast’s many self-portraits featuring a pipe. Chwast and Milton Glaser founded Push Pin Studios, a successful and influential graphic design studio.


I found this image myself, so I guess I should thank the internet for our ability to waste time following an endless number of links.




Bizarro Scores a Win


I got a big surprise last weekend when I received a Silver Reuben Award from the National Cartoonists Society for Best Newspaper Panel.


The annual NCS meeting provides an opportunity for reclusive cartoonists to dress up and socialize. This was the 78th Reuben weekend, and it was gratifying to see so many friends recognized for their work. 




A highlight was watching Hilary Price (Rhymes with Orange) accept the big prize (THE Reuben) on her twelfth nomination.


My award meant a lot, knowing that it was voted on by my peers, and I’m super-energized after spending the weekend with the tribe.


I’ll share a full Reubens report with photos in my Substack newsletter. 


For now, we’ll review this week’s gags. Let me know if you think any should be in my submissions for next year’s awards.



I have no issues with cat ear barrettes, but wonder how our feline companions view them.



It just might be a sustainable business model, and they can claim to use a hundred percent recycled materials.



That creepy clown jack-in-the-box from my childhood still haunts me. Also, a couple of my adulthood toys are scattered around the room.



Now available at your favorite bookseller for $14.95, or inside the joint for two packs of smokes or a cup of drug-free pee.


A few months ago, I received an email message with the word “beanstalk” spelled as “beanstock.” When I read it, the gag popped into my head fully formed.



It was one of the rare occasions where I could plan ahead and draw the original in a way that would work easily in both configurations. 

Here's a scan of the original drawing.

This is the art with the panel and strip templates overlaying it, along with word balloons and caption boxes. The biggest change was relocating the Pie symbol.


The auto part that’s lubricated with sesame oil, or maybe the appetizer that's fried in 10W-40.



Sharp Dressed Mensch

Our very first Bizarro fashion model is my pal Jeff B. of Fairmont, West Virginia.



Looking groovy, Jeff!


All three Bizarro tees can be ordered from the Comics Kingdom Shop. 


If you’d like to show off your good taste in clothing, please send your picture to: WaynoCartoons(at)gmail(dot)com.


By sending your photo, you permit us to share it online. Readers will be identified only by first name, last initial, and city. Whether or not you send a picture, we truly appreciate your support!


That's the latest from Bizarro Studios North. 


Thanks for coming by, and a special lump-in-the-throat of gratitude for all of the notes of encouragement before, and congratulations after receiving the NCS award.


Your positive vibes were truly appreciated.


See you next week.




Bonus Track
Dean Elliott and his Swinging Big Big Band
"Will You Still Be Mine?"

from the LP Zounds! What Sounds!
Capitol Records, 1962



Dean Elliott (1917-1999) was born William Lorenzo Bunt. Zounds! What Sounds! is a fine example of weirdo space-age pop, but Elliott was also responsible for many cartoon scores including the Mr. Magoo TV series, some of Chuck Jones's 1960s Tom and Jerry shorts, and such classics as The Plastic Man Comedy/Adventure Show.

After posting the robot spring rolls gag, this song was stuck in my head, and now I give it to you.



Boatloads of Bizarro


  

Saturday, August 24, 2024

Peel Slowly and See

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.
Eric Sevareid

While browsing for quotes about the value of humor (also known as rationalizing my career choice), I found this one from the late journalist Eric Sevareid, which could have been written today.

I'd add a postscript: Power without honor or humor is beyond merely dangerous, and must be stopped by people of good will.



Today's pipe pic was spotted in the wild by Bizarro reader Kevin, who snapped a photo and send it to me via the Substack newsletter.


The gent's portrait hangs on the wall of Pelican Pier, a fish & chips shop in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. We don't know who he is, but we're happy to feature his photo.

Thanks to Kevin for the terrific image. It's always a treat to receive an original photo to share.



We make no claims of power but hope that this week's Bizarro gags offer some measure of humor.


Connoisseurs of music and pop art may recognize these characters.


With minor rotational adjustments, they fit nicely into a vertical strip.


Technology again sets us free, maybe.


The strip version offers a wider view of the cardboard clutter.


This pet owner may regret not choosing a drinking bird as a companion. They're easier to care for and less sardonic.


Al Sleet lives!


Friday's gag questions the assumed power dynamic. Is the big guy controlling the little guy, or is that what the little guy wants him to believe?


The familiar "Student Driver" bumper stickers could be adapted for many applications, as we imagined in Friday's gag.


To compensate for the sacrifice of a portion of the patient in the strip layout, we added a pair of Bizarro brand jeans.

That's the latest in drollery from Bizarro Studios North. Thanks for checking in with us, and keep your eyes peeled for more high and low humor next week.


Far Out Fashion

We’re pleased to announce that Comics Kingdom is offering three new Bizarro shirts for the well-dressed Jazz Pickle.

Click on any design to jump to the ordering page.



Celebrate Bizarro’s imaginary metal band with a stylin' Irön Bunnies öf Dööm shirt designed by yours truly. Available in eight colors and sizes XS to 4XL.


Every cool cat and kitten needs an official Bizarro Jazz Pickle tee.

The briny be-bopper design was created by our CEO (Chief Eyeball Officier) Dan Piraro and is available in five groovalicious shirt colors, sizes XS to 5XL.

The Pipe of Ambiguity Secret Symbol was inspired by René Magritte's surrealist masterwork, The Treachery of Images (popularly known as This Is Not a Pipe.)

Our bewildering Not a Shirt design comes in six colors, in sizes XS to 4XL.

We’d love to show off photos of our Bizarro Buds wearing these shirts. If you’d care to share, please send your pics to: WaynoCartoons(at)gmail(dot)com.

By sending your photo, you permit us to share it online. Readers will be identified only by first name, last initial, and city.

Whether or not you send a picture, we truly appreciate your support!



Bonus Track
Michael X. Whelan: "Powerhouse"



Michael Whelan is a versatile Southern California musician with wide-ranging tastes. He's a member of the band Cosmic Ocean, which I recommend. 

Michael also makes entertaining videos where he plays all instruments other than drums. In this one, he performs a heavy metal cover of Raymond Scott's "Powerhouse," which was featured in countless Warner Brothers cartoons.

Special thanks to Michael for allowing me to share his work with you. Keep an eye on this guy, and check out his YouTube page for more videos.



A Lovely Bunch of Bizarro