Saturday, December 07, 2024

Conversing & Reversing

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Humor is basically a cognitive process, and it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

Robert Mankoff


Bob Mankoff is a great cartoonist who was The New Yorker's Cartoon Editor for twenty years. He's a deep thinker who cares about cartoons and is also funny as hell.

Mankoff makes a solid point about the creative aspect of reading cartoons. When we view a cartoon, we often have a microsecond of disorientation, a feeling that something doesn't quite make sense. It's only when we discover a connection to resolve a seeming contradiction that we get the gag. We have to make the same creative leap that the cartoonist did when constructing the gag. That's the type of readers cartoonists treasure and appreciate.

Less appealing are anonymous scoundrels who crop out the artist's name and, worse, try to "improve" a cartoon or twist it to their own purposes by clumsily altering the art and text. It's maddening, and there's generally nothing we can do about it. Digital images are too easy to copy and mess with.

My pre-Bizarro comic panel, WaynoVision, is still in reruns on GoComics. A wordless panel from 2016 recently came up in the rotation, and I happened to read the latest comments on it. As regular readers know, I find it tougher to convey a joke using no words, so this was a gag I was particularly happy with. Not long after it was originally published, I started seeing it on social media with a caption added, which I hated. Whoever did it made the cartoon a dumb reference to a popular movie.

The gag's recent appearance prompted a few comments, including this one:

It’s the same comic from a few months ago, just missing the caption, which was great.

Although I try to avoid responding to online comments, I foolishly posted a reply:

This cartoon is my work, published here on GoComics precisely as I intended—with no dialog or caption. Several years ago, someone copied the image and added a caption. That unauthorized, altered version periodically circulates on the web.

Unfortunately, this sort of thing happens to cartoonists every day. 

Of course, another commenter missed my point completely, adding:

Unfortunate, but never the less [sic] it is a good caption.

I dropped the discussion at that point for the sake of my mental health.

The incident at least reminded me that we at Bizarro Studios are fortunate in that the vast majority of our readers are the kind who appreciate and respect cartoonists' creative work.

Instead of pouting about people who don't get it (willfully or otherwise), I'll take the opportunity to thank all of you for being outstanding citizens of the cartoon community.



Bizarro reader Vince C. found this amusing shot of film director Steven Soderbergh.



The photo is credited to "Peter Andrews," which turns out to be a pseudonym Soderbergh uses when he is the cinematographer on films he also directed to circumvent some rule of the Writer's Guild.


Thanks for the terrific find, Vince, and for its interesting backstory.



Here's a review of the latest Bizarro gags in their original, authorized form.



Wouldn't it be nice if such a thing existed?


I enjoyed configuring it for the strip layout, which reinforced the idea of vertical motion.



As a sibling, I would have loved to have this superpower.


Pity the rare Artificial Intelligence worker who has a conscience.



In a case of cartoons imitating life, this is a scene I witnessed in line at a local cafe. All I did was draw it to the best of my ability and a smart-aleck caption.


A lesser-known battle taking place in the DC comics universe.


Saturday's panel features a rare appearance of the Arrow of Vulnerability Secret Symbol. 

Thanks for checking out my ramblings and scribblings. I'll have another fresh batch for you in a week.


Bonus Track

Eno: 
"Driving Me Backwards"
From Here Come the Warm Jets
Island Records, 1974



Brian Eno's first solo effort was released in February 1974, after he left Roxy Music and before he discovered/invented ambient music. I bought it the day it was released, not knowing what to expect, but sure it would be something out of the ordinary. It's still a favorite and still out of the ordinary.


A Lovely Bunch of Bizarro


  

Saturday, November 30, 2024

Famous for 15 Minutes per Pound

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Despite all that we have to be angry or worried about, I'm pausing to remember all that I'm grateful for: friends, family, overall good health, and being able to draw every day for a fabulous cartoon community.

I'm composing this post on Wednesday and hoping to take a few days away from the computer, so I'll try to be brief.

If you celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope yours was all you'd wished for.



Today's pipe picture comes from Bizarro reader Ruth Ann H. She shot it from her TV screen while watching Mighty Trains on the Smithsonian Channel.



The photo made me wonder if kids near the tracks made that whistle-pulling gesture at the engineer. I hope so.


Thanks for the photo, Ruth Ann!




Now, let's count the turkeys among this week's Bizarro gags.



This customer brings new meaning to "fast food."



The strip layout forced me to relocate a couple Secret Symbols.



Even tented aluminum foil can have a silver lining.



Turkeys aren’t great at differentiating between literalness and idiom.



Our Thanksgiving Day gag nods to Charles Schulz, Halloween, and forgotten comic strip characters. I had to do homework to figure out who to draw with Linus and decided on Truffles, who appeared in Peanuts between 1975 and 1977. She was the romantic interest of both Linus and Snoopy. I had no recollection of the character, but the internet remembers everything.


When I see Greek earthenware, I wonder if the figures can talk to each other. Cartoonists' brains are uniquely wired.


Over the centuries, the expression changed, but this is its original phrasing. 

That's it for another week of humorous words and pictures from your cartoonist. No turkeys were harmed in the making of these cartoons.

As always, I'm thankful for your readership and support.


See you in December with a new batch of Bizarro.



Bonus Track

Melvin Sparks: 
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
From the LP, Sparks!
Prestige Records, 1970



Melvin Sparks delivers a spirited take on the Sly Stone classic.

May we all have the freedom to be ourselves at all times.


Bizarro Bonanza


  

Saturday, November 23, 2024

The Power of Punctuation

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno


Drawing is thinking.
Milton Glaser

Music happens to be an art form that transcends language.
Herbie Hancock

A few days ago, I had the pleasure of being a guest on The New Yorker Caption Contest Podcast. The program's hosts love single-panel comics,  think deeply about them, and are engaging and fun conversationalists.

One of the many topics we discussed was the number of cartoonists who are also musicians, and we wondered why there was so much overlap. Initially, I proposed that it might be because making music usually involves other people, and it can provide social contact that we are missing as solitary hermits making comics. Human interaction provides a partial explanation, but there's more to it.

Cartoonists are almost always thinking of material, noticing phrases or images that might be the kernel of a gag. The effort of working out how to stage a drawing or finding the correct wording can hit a dead end, and the best thing to do is to step away from it for a while. Unfortunately, moving physically from the drawing table or computer rarely stops us from being preoccupied with solving the puzzle.

Playing music focuses the mind, taking us away from constant internal editing and putting the "writer" part of one's consciousness on the back burner.

Music is also psychologically beneficial for both performers and listeners. It's a tremendous mental palate cleanser.

I wish I'd thought of all this during the podcast, but my inner editor wouldn't shut up about avoiding "um," "er," and other disfluencies.

If you can bear an eighty-minute conversation with your cartoonist, check out Episode 181 of The New Yorker Caption Contest Podcast. It's available on all of the usual platforms.



We're happy to share another pipe found in the wild. This one comes to us from Bizarro reader Melinda D.



Melinda writes:

I have a cool pipe pic that I took while I was in the Republic of San Marino in September. It was taken in the Rocca Guaita Tower and is prisoner graffiti that was found under layers of whitewash.

Naturally, I searched the web for more information, and I found this closeup photo on the world travel site Atlas Obscura:



The prison closed in 1970, and the graffiti images may be over 200 years old.


Thanks to Melinda for thinking of us and sharing her photo of the mysterious pipe-smoking graffito-man.




I didn't run out of steam after the podcast, so here are this week's Bizarro cartoons with commentary.


Even members of the undead community are avoiding ultra-processed foods.


Unfortunately, the visitor came from a time before commas were invented and replied, "So what?"

Note: The dialog should be read in a voice that sounds like Tommy Chong.


When I sketched the idea for this gag, I worried that Bill Watterson might have done a snow-spider gag at some point. I spent considerable time searching online and couldn't find any, so I asked a Calvin & Hobbes superfan who was relatively sure she had never seen one in the comic.


The strip version is sparser but shows the complete spider.


Nothing's wrong; this is an example of the rare moping willow tree.


Their want ad states, "Only narcissistic candidates need apply."


I wish the Lucky Bunny old-school pinball machine actually existed.

That's the latest cartoon production from Bizarro Studios North. Thank you for reading our stuff and supporting the cartoon arts.

We'll be back next Saturday with a fresh batch of gags. Expect a turkey or two in the bunch.


Shameless Promotion: Holiday Style


As part of our continuing program of dreading the death of newsprint, our friends at King Features are offering a selection of holiday ornaments. Dan Piraro designed the UFO and Jazz Pickle baubles, and I'm responsible for the candy-stripe pipe.

Dan shared these on his blog and posted a helpful caveat, which I've stolen:
This is King Features' shop, not ours. We do not control the prices of the products or shipping. But we do get a cut of the purchase prices, though, so you can consider each purchase a holiday gift to us. Thanks!
These festive doo-dads, along with t-shirts and other items, are available at the Comics Kingdom Bizarro Shop.


Bonus Track

Dr John: "Let's Make a Better World"
From Desitively Bonnaroo
Atco Records, 1974


November 20 would have been the 83rd birthday of the late Malcolm John Rebennack, Jr., known professionally as Dr. John. He's one of my all-time favorite musicians, and I have shared this song, written by Earl King, several times in the past. Its message of unity and empathy has become more critical and relevant in the fifty years since it was first released.


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