Saturday, December 28, 2024

SpudBatZilla

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Next week's blog entry will mark the opening of my eighth year of creating the daily Bizarro comics. I can scarcely believe it's already been that long at the job I wanted all my life. I still enjoy making cartoons daily and plan to keep at it for as long as you'll put up with me.

Earlier this year, I was honored to receive a Silver Reuben Award from the National Cartoonists Society for Best Newspaper Panel despite being nominated alongside Nick Galifianakis and Dave Blazek, two fantastic cartoonists. This award was a highlight of 2024 for me, and I managed to stumble through my acceptance speech without injury.


The entire awards ceremony is on YouTube. If you want to see a bunch of cartoonists dressed up (some wearing shoes and pants for the first time in months), you'll enjoy it.

A big bucket of year-end gratitude goes to all of you who read the comics daily and follow our blogs, newsletters, and social media postings. We tip our hats to you, the Bizarro cartoon community.

Thank you.



Warren W of Nipomo, California, provided our year-end pipe pic.



Warren writes:

I stumbled across this in a 30 October 1906 newspaper (Santa Barbara Morning Press, page 8), the illustration atop an advertisement for a Santa Barbara clothing store, "The Great Wardrobe." 


For several years in that era, the store published these ads weekly, each with a different cartoon atop, artist anonymous, always depicting a young man with googly eyes in different poses.


The drawing looks like a prime example of "nephew art." I didn't coin that phrase, but I can't find who did. It refers to something created by a business owner who doesn't want to pay a professional for design, art, or other services but has an employee who volunteers, "My nephew is pretty good at [service in question]." 
Still, this has a certain charm.


Thanks to Warren for the image and detailed information on its provenance.




This week's Bizarro cartoons include the requisite Santa gags, but the New Year's Baby will not appear in next week's batch.


Several toy-collecting friends have expressed an interest in a PotatoHead/Batman/Godzilla action figure, so this may not be a failure.



After the first billion or so houses, the temptation is impossible to resist.



On the other hand, the temporary spare requires no feeding or "yard cleanup."


Besides, mutts make the best canine companions.


He doesn't need the extra cash; he just likes saying "hi-fi wi-fi refi."


I wasn't going to use the "hair/heir" pun, but then I came up with the image of the mortified teen and the father-son outfits.

For those who are counting, none of the characters' headgear counts as the crown Secret Symbol.

That's the most recent cartoonery from my Little Shop of Humor. I hope you'll return next week as we face the multiple horrors and uncertainties of the New Year. We're all in it together.


Bonus Track

Dr. John: 
"I Walk on Guilded Splinters"
From Gris-Gris
Atco Records, 1968



I've been reading Two-Headed Doctor: Listening For Ghosts In Dr John’s Gris-Gris, a fascinating book-length examination and history of this mysterious and compelling album.

An excerpt is available here.


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Saturday, December 21, 2024

Substitute For Another Guy

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



Today, I wish you a bright and joyful Winter Solstice. My partner and I celebrate this day by enjoying a cozy evening at home, preparing a meal together, and savoring perfectly paired wine.

We'll see more daylight little by little beginning tomorrow as we gird ourselves for what the New Year may bring.



Bizarro reader David R., who has a keen eye for pipe pictures, sent us this half-crazed elf for the blog.



The drawing was done by W. W. Denslow, best known for creating the illustrations for L. Frank Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.


Thanks for another stellar contribution, David!




We'll say so long to the latest Bizarro gags as we welcome the Solstice.


We opened with a scene from the beloved holiday classic Xmas for Dummies.



"Can opener" is also on the hearing test.



I know little about Doctor Who, except that the title character has been played by multiple actors over the years. Tom Baker may be the most recognizable of the Doctors to those who are less familiar with the BBC series. When I found a few photos of him in character, I thought his extra-long scarf would add some action to the drawing.

In my latest Substack newsletter, I share a video showing how my initial sketch was developed into a finished panel. It was my first attempt at recording a process video, and the production values are strictly amateur, but it gets the information across.


Businesses have been trying to use influencers for targeted marketing since Victorian times.


My favorite detail in this gag is the dummies using their stylized hands to hold their drinks.


The newest spinoff of the long-running franchise will soon premiere on HGTV.

That's the latest bunch of pictorial drollery from your humble cartoonist.

Thank you, as always, for your readership and support.


Please drop by next Saturday to enjoy more cartoons and commentary.



Bonus Track

The Who: 
"Doctor, Doctor"
B-Side of the single "Pictures of Lily"
Track Records. 1967


I had to include this song by the Who's bass player, John Entwistle.


A Bunch of Bizarro Baubles


  

Saturday, December 14, 2024

I Yam What I Yam

This is the weekly dispatch from Bizarro Studios North, where I have been writing and drawing the Monday through Saturday Bizarro comics since 2018. My partner and friend Dan Piraro created Bizarro in the late twentieth century and continues to do the Sunday comic from Rancho Bizarro in Mexico.

Wayno



People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

Bob Newhart


I've always enjoyed Bob Newhart's humor, whether on records or in his various television shows. I was saddened by the news of his death in July of this year, although making it to age 94 isn't too shabby.

The Bob Newhart Show (1972 to 1978) is my favorite of his TV projects. I have little memory of Bob, the 1992-93 series where he played a comic book artist, and I'd like to watch it again to see how it holds up.

In his 2006 memoir, I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This, the comedian offered the sharp insight quoted above. It rings true. Egotists and narcissists don't have a sense of humor because seeing the absurdity in a situation requires being able to recognize it in oneself. When a narcissist says they were "only joking," it's usually in defense of something awful. In their world, cruelty and diminishment of others constitute humor.

A healthy sense of humor fosters humility. As the year comes to a close, I've been thinking about this topic and trying to remind (or convince) myself that making cartoons has value to society, even if circumstances make us feel otherwise.

So we'll continue to do what we can to provide a daily moment of laughter and hope that it benefits our readers.

Next Saturday is the Winter Solstice, which we celebrate at my house. As of Sunday, December 22, we'll start seeing more extended periods of daylight, so please get some sunlight when it's available.



My old friend Candi sent me this week's pipe pic from a 1935 ad for Edgeworth pipe tobacco.



Here's the entire ad, with a testimonial from a cartoonist named Lex Fadely.



Perhaps dizziness brought on by tobacco smoke might produce visions that could be turned into comic panels, but I'm not willing to suffer that much for my art. I would consider the vest and bow tie ensemble.

I can't find anything online about Lex Fadely, and I welcome any information or examples of his work. If he existed, I assume he didn't do the drawings in the ad.

If I had a storefront, I'd have a hanging sign made from the Edgeworth ad:


Thanks to Candi for the amusing image and for introducing me to a mystery cartoonist from the past.



This week's Bizarro comics were created without any form of tobacco.



We kicked off with a sequel to a gag from September.

There may be more Nearly Super Heroes in the future. If I create enough, we can collectively call them the Prosaic Comics Universe.



Tuesday's panel toyed with the symbology of cartoons in a literal sense. My friend and colleague Maria Scrivan correctly pointed out that the gentleman would be happier if he were reading the comics page of the paper.

This panel includes the rarely-seen Arrow of Vulnerability Secret Symbol.


The Near-Emergency Services number in the UK is 998.



A reminder that you can't trust the photos on InstaGrimm.


The appliances in our home, which are over twenty years old, have started to die off. We recently replaced the dishwasher and discovered that, although it has a "physical" control panel on the door, some functions can only be started using a phone app. 

Big Appliance will now collect data on how often we use the rinse cycle to do with as they will.


Comic book heroes bookended the week. I like this gag, but I had some difficulties drawing it and kept rotating the page 180 degrees while working on it. Maybe I should have tried a bowlful of cool, restful EDGEWORTH pipe tobacco.

That's the latest from my Little Shop of Humor. If you enjoy this sort of thing, try a subscription to my free weekly newsletter, which is delivered by email every Saturday and includes a link to the latest blog post. It also features a peek at a future cartoon, an old image from my archives, and other oddities.


Bonus Track

Mose Allison: 
"I Looked in the Mirror"
From Ever Since the World Ended
Blue Note Records, 1987



Mose John Allison Jr. (1927 – 2016) will always be in regular rotation in the cartoon studio. 

An unnamed reporter (supposedly) once said to him, "You were a social critic before Dylan; you were satirical long before Newman; you were rude long before Jagger; why aren't you a big star?" Mose replied, "Just lucky, I guess."


Beaucoup de Bizarro